The One Thing Everything Has by readergirl1013

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Summary: Bucky has found the most amazing mobile ever on etsy- with various handguns and dulled knives painted in the colors of their choosing. Steve keeps arguing that “It isn’t appropriate Bucky, birds would be better” and “Babies shouldn’t be around weapons Buck let’s stick to somethin’ safer like dragonflies” and “The baby could kill itself Bucky, what about lions, lions are pretty ferocious” and “Goddamn it NO Bucky, the baby is not havin’ a mobile made out of guns with a f-ckin’ Kalashnikov as the centerpiece!”

He’s such a damn stick in the mud.

In which Bucky and Steve find out they're going to be fathers, debate names and decorations, fight Doombots™ and mutated beasts, sing annoyingly catchy pop songs, criticize fighting techniques during a cat-fight, and learn that middle school girls experience their 'sexual awakenings' while staring at their photos in history class.

And they adopt a baby too.
Rated: FRT
Categories: Non Buffy/Angel Stories > Other Fandom Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: Cute Kid, Slash
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 11015 Read: 8477
Published: 2016.01.19 Updated: 2016.01.19

1. The One Thing Everything Has by readergirl1013 [Reviews - 3] Liked (11015 words)
Thank you to my beta Evelyna! You're amazing.

The One Thing Everything Has by readergirl1013 [Reviews - 3] Summary: Bucky has found the most amazing mobile ever on etsy- with various handguns and dulled knives painted in the colors of their choosing. Steve keeps arguing that “It isn’t appropriate Bucky, birds would be better” and “Babies shouldn’t be around weapons Buck let’s stick to somethin’ safer like dragonflies” and “The baby could kill itself Bucky, what about lions, lions are pretty ferocious” and “Goddamn it NO Bucky, the baby is not havin’ a mobile made out of guns with a f-ckin’ Kalashnikov as the centerpiece!” He’s such a damn stick in the mud. In which Bucky and Steve find out they're going to be fathers, debate names and decorations, fight Doombots™ and mutated beasts, sing annoyingly catchy pop songs, criticize fighting techniques during a cat-fight, and learn that middle school girls experience their 'sexual awakenings' while staring at their photos in history class. And they adopt a baby too. Rated: FRT Categories: Non Buffy/Angel Stories > Other Fandom Characters: None Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor Warnings: Cute Kid, Slash Challenges: None Series: None Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 11015 Read: 8477 Published: 2016.01.19 Updated: 2016.01.19 1. The One Thing Everything Has by readergirl1013 [Reviews - 3] (11015 words) Thank you to my beta Evelyna! You're amazing.

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