Any parent or anyone who has babysat a small child can tell you that small children seem to have the ability to teleport from the last place you saw them right into something they shouldn't be in.

So I was think what if Xander was de-aged and then blessed with the ability to teleport. How would his new parents react to this?

For example if you cross teleporting Xander with one of the StarGate series someone's reaction might be "That's new" then go one with their life

Supernatural - "It's he demonic?" "Where's the holy water?"

NCIS - Gibbs would glare at the Xander then Xander would disappear and Gibbs would tell Tony to find him. Abby would say "That is so COOL!" Ducky would say "That reminds me of a time..."

Not sure how CSI Miami or other CSI series would react.

Please no Charmed since they're already used to teleporting babies

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Some follow up ideas...

As babies become toddlers they learn how to do things by themselves like how to take their clothes and diapers off. (We had to duct tape my nephew's diaper on him since he kept taking it off)

So of course when Xander made a stinky diaper he would take it off and leave it behind. And for some odd reason Xander would leave the stinky diaper in the office of someone who doesn't like his daddy like Stetler (CSI Miami) or Kinsey (SG-1)

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Now Vo I know you love to write multi-crossover just like we love to read them, so I was thinking you could make Xander have multi-daddies which he can teleport to. Figure start with Stargate (please make it Jack) that way they can say anything he does is classify and blame Loki for Xander. And then you have have a multi number of 'mother' maybe a Caine/Gibbs/DiNozzo mix?

Can you image Caine reaction to find Xander in his Hummer? Or Gibbs finding a baby under his boat?

= During High School Xander, thanks to his association with Buffy, gets approached by a powerful, good, capable & realistic group to help take down several long term Bads such as the Watcher Council, Sunnydale itself, the Initiative...etc by becoming a successful supernatural version of a undercover cop with his own handler/contact and in return he gets full independence from the Harris's, protection, good education/training & medical care after extensive examining, support, a decent side paycheck & once done a new life

Possible crossovers or multiple crossovers as well as new bosses for Xander can be

> Eureka with Nathan Stark as a leader of a peaceful supernatural community as well as a scientific one

> Stargate with Jack O'Neill as leader of Homeworld Security protecting the world from aliens, supernaturals & idiotic humans

> Charmed with the Elders or at least a subgroup of Elders who are much more realistic, proactive, interactive & not Halliwell obsessed

> Hercules/Xena with the Greek gods taking serious objection to what the powers that be are doing & allowing thanks to pettiness, negligence, indifference..

> Sentinel where Sentinels & Guides are known and accepted in society, they have their own organization that sets out to help & protect Sentinels, Guides & Mundanes alike that also unknown to the Mundanes deal with the various supernatural threats

> Dresden Files and the White Council

> SHEILD with Coulson as his contact, later on forms a strong friendship with Tony Stark

> AU NCIS LA/CSI/Mag7/Numb3rs Verse where the Supernatural world is known about at least to them if not the general public

Xander was at some point during High School made into a whitelighter ordered to safeguard the Hellmouth with a thorough grounding in everything he needs to know thanks to a necessary mental download which gets translated into his own comprehensive key locked journal providing the full in-depth lowdown of the Supernatural/Magical/Paranormal Good, Bad & Neutral

Possible charges include the Scooby Gang who he's becoming increasingly disallusioned with, Amy, Wells Brothers, Michael, Jonathan, Tara, Faith... very few of which actually find out he's a whitelighter{not Buffy/Dawn/Willow}, however despite that still manages to effect great positive changes which sidestep later issues

 Eventually Xander falls in love with & marries Chris Halliwell

Xander as the brother of Nick Burkhardt that was given up by his aunt Marie after the death of his parents and then fostered by the Harris's for an extra paycheck.

Must Have

= Xander having a close long term protective friendship/mentorship with a good Wesen couple who ensure he turns out to be a good, open minded, down to earth, self confidant man despite the daily negative influences of the Harris's, his classmates, teachers and the Scooby's.

= Xander having won several competitions in Archery, Swimming, Running, Art... thanks to his positive role models and to the displeasure of Willow.

= Xander having his own detailed, disguised, encoded, modern and frank Grimoire {think Charmed Book of Shadows in size/look with a lock} giving the full lowdown/profiles of everything & everyone supernatural {not just the Wesen} without Bias. Includes Homemade Remedies to various conditions, injuries, ailments, poisons & magics.

= Competant, Observant & Artistic Xander with necessary life skills thanks to his mentors > Self Defence & Daily Fitness, Profiling, Languages, Problem Solving, Camp/Hunt/Track/Fish, Handyman, Mechanic, First Aid, Homemaking{Cooking/Housekeeping/Maintenance/Management}, Research...

Xander finds his brother whilst in his teens and they form a close unbreakable bond, particularly when Nick finds out how his brother has been treated and takes him in, moving him to Portland, further ensuring that Xander grows up a good man. 

Xander helps provide Nick with a Solid/Thorough education in the Wesen/Supernatural world pre Grimm so he's not as lost/freaked out when he does become a Grimm  

Challenge – Alex Kent formaly Xander Harris 

• Set during high school for both of them though Alex can be older or younger than Clark

• Both Alex and Clark work through their issues through various mediums = art, music, stories, carpentry, mechanics, cooking...

• Alex is a metahuman with a heightened healing factor, the gifts of Empathy and a more active power such as Force Fields...etc {though nothing that would make everything simple like Telepathy} – Clark also discovers his abilities quite quickly once they meet due to an accident

• Deeply mourning the deaths of best friend Jesse who was like a brother and his secret military brat Boyfriend aka first love = both of whom were the only ones who previously knew of his metahuman abilities

• The Harris's are killed in a fire {doesn't really mourn them, instead mourns for what should/could of been if there was no abuse, neglect, indifference, alcoholism..etc} = does inherit a reasonable amount of money from insurance once the debts...etc are paid

• Alex belongings reduced afterwards to Boyfriend Ninja Motorcycle, Jesse Guitar & a chockablock duffle bag with his clothes, Jesse-Boyfriend Jewelry, Essentials, CD storage books, personal folder{his true Ids-records-paperwork-licences...}, His-Jesse-Boyfriend Journals{packed with art-lyrics-keepsakes-photographs...}, hunter journal, blessed weapons, first aid kit, supplies, odds & ends...etc

• Alex having had experience & previously earning money in the darker aspects of the world – fight clubs, stealing, drag racing, hustling pool-darts-cards, stripping...etc making him much more likely to spot various human threats early as well as call anyone and everyone on their BS or unwarranted hurting/pushing of Clark

• Manages to make his way to Smallville after the Harris's deaths where he's adopted by his aunt and uncle {the Kents} which leads to a new surname, nickname, paperwork, licences, accounts, practical wardrobe, calmer personality{no more joker-slacker facade}, full medical, full education testing, gifting Kents with half of his parents insurance settlement so less money problems for them

• Or alternatively Alex meets Kal whilst living in metropolis, becomes confidants and helps him out - so much so that Clark calls him once he's back to himself and Alex moves to Smallville to be closer to him to help with his issues - afterwards Martha recognises him as her nephew and it then leads to the new Surname, nickname, paperwork...etc

• Alex & Clark bonding very closely as brothers with unconditional and beneficial support, brotherly love, trust, friendship, acceptance, truth, clarity, lack of secrets...{outside of their powers possible secrets could be taking college classes, being stolen at birth or lab created{Alex}, teenage pregnancy...}

• Both of them end up forming a good solid relationship with Lex Luthor despite everyone else's protests which leads to one of them initially dating him and the other dating Bruce Wayne or Oliver Queen as Lex doesn't go crazy or evil though he does still die

• Clark gets over his Lana crush much quicker as he realizes that it all based on fantasy and not reality as well as lets Chloe down gently about her crush

= Xander as the unknown son of Nathan Ford

= Relationship gets found out in one of several possibilities 1) both nate & xander are kidnapped as revenge - force nate to discover & then watch another son die, 2) meet whilst unkowingly doing the same job, 3) xander as the target of the teams con thanks to the manipulations of a mutual enemy

= Xander had a hard childhood thanks to at the very least abuse, neglect, social isolation & loss of a brother, best friend and first love/boyfriend

= Xander slow to trust his dad thanks to his childhood, Nate's own Alcoholism and Sophie hold on Nate{has issues with women thanks to relatives, crap friends & bad ex's}

= Xander as a mix of Nathan, Eliot & Parker in Skill set with his own small business as a hobby{Gay BDSM club-Tattoo Parlour-Carpentry Furniture Store-Motorcycle Garage...}

= Alternatively Xander as a blind hitter who no one knows is blind thanks to his ability to compensate

= Xander slowly forming a strong bond with the team minus Sophie & in particular Eliot as either a Mentor/student, Lovers, Brothers or Best Friends

= Alternative Universe - mpreg, shifters, sentinal, BDSM...etc