When Xander was very young someone laid a blessing or a curse, depending on your point of view, on Xander.  The blessing was that if someone pissed off Xander then bas things would happen to that person.  Now enought very bad would happen to that person but they would have a string of bad luck. 

For example if you were a bad guy then the good guy would always defeat you.  Or if a guy would develop an embarrassing case of jock itch right before his big date with a cheerleader.  For a girl should could break the heel on her new heels or a demon with a camera is around when the knot on your handkerchief shirt fails.

So what would happen if Xander went on a road trip and meet new and interesting people and got pissed off.

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What would happen to character like Nick or Warrick if Xander got pissed off on Greg's behalf (CSI Las Vegas)

Or if he say how the members of Team Gibbs treated Tony (NCIS)

Summer After Master Dies

• Parents die and he inherits his magical heritage {powers, family tree, book of shadows, family chronicles...}

• Ends up living in a warded one room apartment & working for a Good Ethan at his Magic Shop as a Emancipated Minor

• Subtly breaks away from the Scoobies who don't really notice as he forms/becomes a part of a solid supportive coven with another natural born witch and several practitioners {Amy, Tucker, Jonathan, Andrew, Michael, Tara..} = Ethan, Jenny & a amulet protected Whitelighter are their competent mentors

• Together manage to thoroughly research and map out a 100 years of Sunnydale, building & key figures, finding various human & supernatural past, present & future patterns, threats, problems, inconsistencies, hot spots, lairs... = leads to them effectively & preemptively taking out several threats

• Sets up a secure network to monitor who & what comes into town – dangerous artifacts, books, demons, magic users..{e.g. The Judge & Acathla could be orbed into hot lava before they even wake up}

• Together raid various Sunnydale caches weekly, above and below ground, each earning a decent trust fund – making a real dent in the vampires & bad demons population as well as Sunnydale collection of hidden & mostly dangerous artifacts/books/weapons

• Other possible changes = everyone linked into the Hellmouth permanently cut off = real bad citizens locations leaked to feds{serial killers-tax dodgers-molesters-hackers..} = magical witness protection for several future sacrifices e.g. Cordelia after seeing marks on their auras = Rack vanquished = Mayor stopped before the 100 days = Hellmouth drained so harder to open...

= Xander as a Natural Born Witch or Practitioner-Progenitor

= Natural conflict within the gang

= Xander ending up with a character from outside Sunnydale either OC or Crossover Male or Female

= Additional Crossovers through a supportive and accepting relative of Xander who knows about magic and maybe has some themselves{Stargate, Eureka, Criminal Minds, CSI...etc}

= Comprehensive Book Of Shadows providing the full Magical-Paranormal-Supernatural lowdown of Gods, Angels, Demons, Vampires, Shifters, Fay, Monsters, Creatures, Dead, Spirits, Psychics, Hunters, Weapons, Magic Users, Magic, Protections, Natural Remedies, Prophecies, Events, Folk Tales, Artifacts, Locations, Odds & Ends...

= Positive changes to Cannon Characters/Events

1. Xander is de-aged & sent back in time to be adopted by Mark & Helen Matthews along with Paige, Tara & other male characters who was abused{maybe from another crossover such as Spencer Reid, Greg Sanders, Ryan Wolfe, Harry Potter...}, thanks to Willow addictions – leads them to being much more stable & loved as well as powerful ethical natural born witches with their own individualized & comprehensive Book of Shadows thanks to attending magic school after normal school – also leads them to fullfilling careers that help others such as teacher, cop, csi, firefighter, social worker, doctor...etc

2. Xander ends up in a loving, supportive, honest, stable, down to earth, fun relationship with Cole Turner without any of the angst, expectations, issues, demands and issues that characterized all their previous romantic & platonic relationships – both still continue fighting the bad guys but are not consumed by it all & Xander gets the thorough training & witch heritage he was previously denied thanks to the Harris & Scooby Gang – eventually leads them to adopting a son or two who are magical as well as renewing old friendships after providing the Halliwells & Scooby gang with some harsh wake up calls

3. Xander with the powerful ability of Premonitions however due to his anger-grief & hate at the death of his platonic soul mate Jesse as well as the fact that his gift didn't warn him and therefore allow him to save him, his gift becomes practically dormant, only coming out in time of great need subconsciously – Giles as an actual mature, responsible and perceptive adult noticing Xander problems and either helps him himself or gets him the help he needs to overcome the trauma of Jesse death and Staking as well as curb his other self destructive behavior e.g. Cordelia, Parents, School..etc in the form of Leo Wyatt – Side benefit is the fact that all the other practitioners of Sunnydale getting either the help needed to learn the craft responsibly, ethically & efficiently or getting permanently vanquished/bound

4. Thanks to positive Elder interference, Ethan Rayne comes to Sunnydale & opens a costume shop early – leads to Xander heritage waking up & permanently gaining the magical abilities of Divination, Molecular Acceleration/Combustion & Agilty as well as the learned abilities of Theft, Martial Arts, Languages, Weapons...when he goes as Gambit – later willow tries to take him to task for the so called 'fake' magic and demonic knowledge as it works differently between practitioners and natural borns and between the hellmouth and most of the world

5. Xander as a strong Empath who recieves his gift with the start of puberty & gets help from Jesse before he dies to control his gift however since his death he's constantly walking the thin line of emotional overload though it does lead him to making friends with the other outcasts preventing a number of issues & distancing himself from the other Scoobies even as he still patrols as he can feel Willow indifference, Buffy self absorption/shallowness & Giles disdain though with Giles he could be misreading the motivation behind the disdain

6. Xander as the first in a completely new magical bloodline & the distant nephew of Leo Wyatt who throws a fit when he finds out = leads to him calling in favours from his other charges that help him get at the very least custody of his nephew & in so doing draws attention to sunnydale numerous issues

7. Xander as the special charge of new whitelighter Patricia Halliwell – leads to a powerful, knowledgeable, experienced, thorough, protective, discreet & down to earth coven to safeguard the towns true innocents from both the nightlife & the daylife

8. Xander as half Mortal/Half Whitelighter thanks to his birth father{not Leo} - giving him the possible abilities of Scrying, Spell Casting, Potion Making, Orbing, Hovering, Glamouring, Healing, Photokinesis{paticularly useful against vampires}, Thermokinesis, Mind Manipulation, Sensing, Cloaking, Omnilingualism, High Resistance, Reconstitution, Regeneration... 

"Ladies, gentlemen and gentle being, welcome to the first annual hero strip poker competition," a human appear woman said as an introduction. "I am Erin your host for this little event."

"Now I know you're wondering what exactly is hero strip poker," Erin said as she hit a switch. A wall ascended reviewing a room in which a number of good looking men seem to trying to find a way out. "As you can see I have collected a number of the best heroes from across the global for our competition. We have the loyal and fierce Xander Harris, the fiery Hornito Caine of Miami, the brave Colonel Jack O'Neill and so many more."

"Can they see us?" one of the competitors asked.

"No. The viewing wall is made up of a one way viewing matter," Erin explained. "So we can look in and they think it's a regular wall."

"So how exactly is this hero strip poker?" another competitor asks. "I mean we are the ones playing poker, so how are they going to strip?"

"I'm glad you asked that," Erin said with a smile as she signed her men to remove a box reviewing very life like dolls of the heroes. "Now what we have here are some life like dolls that are connected to our heroes."

"Are the dolls anatomically correct," one of the competitors giggled.

"Very," Erin purred. "The dolls are so exact that you can tell if your hero is cut or not or if they have any pierces anyways"

Those gathered for the game broke out into giggles.

Erin continued on. "And before you ask, yes the dolls to send back to the hero limited feeling. You can't hurt them but you can touch them"

Erin demonstrated this by stoking the hair on a silver head doll, the room the men were being held, Special Agent Gibbs touched his hair, his eyes wide as he looked around for whoever touched him.

"Now when you checked in and exchanged your quarter of a million dollars for chips you received a number," Erin explained. "Very shortly we will be pulling number out of a hat and that person will be able to choice their hero. Now don't worry if you don't get the hero you want because you'll have the chance to win him later."

"We are following standard strip poker rules in which clothing, their clothing will count as bets. See the rules that were handed to you for how much each item of clothing counts for," Erin said.

"So let me get this straight, we're playing poker with chips and dolls," a competitor said.

"Not exactly. Let's say you bid the pants from your hero and you lose," Erin said. "Not only do you lose the money you had in the pot but your doll and the hero the doll represent," Erin turned towards the men that was being held captured, "loses their pants."

"So they'll end up naked," a competitor said with a smirk

"Only if you're a bad player," Erin replied. "The first day will weed the competitors down to the top five players. The next day will be a winner takes all. All the cash and all the heroes."

= During High School Xander, thanks to his association with Buffy, gets approached by a powerful, good, capable & realistic group to help take down several long term Bads such as the Watcher Council, Sunnydale itself, the Initiative...etc by becoming a successful supernatural version of a undercover cop with his own handler/contact and in return he gets full independence from the Harris's, protection, good education/training & medical care after extensive examining, support, a decent side paycheck & once done a new life

Possible crossovers or multiple crossovers as well as new bosses for Xander can be

> Eureka with Nathan Stark as a leader of a peaceful supernatural community as well as a scientific one

> Stargate with Jack O'Neill as leader of Homeworld Security protecting the world from aliens, supernaturals & idiotic humans

> Charmed with the Elders or at least a subgroup of Elders who are much more realistic, proactive, interactive & not Halliwell obsessed

> Hercules/Xena with the Greek gods taking serious objection to what the powers that be are doing & allowing thanks to pettiness, negligence, indifference..

> Sentinel where Sentinels & Guides are known and accepted in society, they have their own organization that sets out to help & protect Sentinels, Guides & Mundanes alike that also unknown to the Mundanes deal with the various supernatural threats

> Dresden Files and the White Council

> SHEILD with Coulson as his contact, later on forms a strong friendship with Tony Stark

> AU NCIS LA/CSI/Mag7/Numb3rs Verse where the Supernatural world is known about at least to them if not the general public