Xander has been poisoned and is dying. The only cure is a potion that is made up of certain parts from men who are like Xander; those who do what is necessary to protect other.

Willow has been able to narrow down which men they need to collect parts from and where they are at but the problem is she doesn't know what parts need to be collected from which man.

So the Slayers are sent out to collect each of the chosen men and bring them back to Cleveland so that Willow can study each man and collect what she needs from them.

Of course there will some unexpected side effects from the potion.

Disclaimer: I do not own, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Stargate, nor Lord of the Rings

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Stargate SG1, and Lord of the Rings Crossover Challenge:

The Halloween episode happened in the Third season, instead of the Second.

Where Buffy and the others(Willow, Xander, Oz, Cordelia, Giles, Jenny, Angel, Faith, Drusilla, Wesley,(More people can be used too)) are dressed as the Valar of Middle Earth and keep the skills, memories, and powers, or, they are the reincarnated versions of the Valar.

Xander, instead of just being "Donut Boy" and "the Zeppo" he secretly goes to train at a Martial Arts facility in the town. He goes as Manwe.

Oz is still dating Willow, along with Tara(it can be made a Threesome for anyone who wants to, if you decide to do the Fifth season)

Drusilla is actually pretending to be crazy, but kept her soul because it was needed and also because she saw what would happen to them on Halloween, or whenever who writes this decides to put it.

Darla can also be put in there too, if you want, but, she has to be Good.

In the versions they are going as or are turned into or reincarnated into, the story of Middle Earth, the Silmarillion and the War of the Ring accually happened but was sent to the future in the form of ideas, it was just that Melkor(Morgoth) was redeemed when he secrificed himself when all of the other Valars' lives were threatened due to them accidentally unleashing something more powerful then all of them to contain the threat, but enough for them to make it incorporeal(you could even make the threat the First Evil), thereby proving that he was still Good. The Maiar didn't like that, so they used their combined might and powers to put the Valar in either a deep sleep, or killed them, believing them to have been corrupted by the "evil" of Morgoth, in a moment of weakness while they were recovering from the fight and from them mourning the now dead but redeemed and Good in their eyes Melkor. The Maiar then eliminated or erased the memory of the method of anyone who could have gotten the Valar back. (Like Chaos Magic or the Vengeance Demons).

The Powers That Be are the corrupted Maiar, from having been in charge of everything for so long.

The Powers That Be can also have a hand in why the Ascended Ancients have the 'No interference in the Lower Planes' rule. With the whole, Power corrupts if you start to interfere too much thing.

(Side Note: I think because the Valar didn't go all out insane with the power they held, was because they were created to handle it.)

Mandos and Vair didn't get put to sleep because he was safe in the Halls of his Domain(No one but Him has the power to penetrate the Halls of Mandos, his wife included), and also because, who else would send the Dead to their final resting place but him?

It can also be made for anywhere in the Fifth or Seventh season, and, bringing in a Vengeance Demon for a 'Wish', and include Gunn, Fred, and Lorne.

It can also be combined with Stargate SG-1, for anyone who wants to do that.

For whoever is writing this challenge: Please send me an inbox when the first chapter is out/posted.

This challenge can also be made by however many people want to, no limit.

Those of the magic world have forgot a very important lesson and that Magic is sentient being. Now on average Magic doesn't care about the little beings who run around using her for their own benefit but every few thousands years Magic feels the need to pull a prank.

The last time Magic pull a prank she left the water running in a small island called Atlantis and we all know what happened to that.

This time Magic decides to listen to all the women of the world… this time it will be the males who get pregnant but only if they are of magic blood.

So all across the world men are learning what's it like to bare children. And it's not just homosexual male either. Long time loving couple like Molly and Arthur Weasley are finding out what it's like when the husband is the one carrying the child.

This bunnie is not limit nor does it have to be set in the to Harry Potter universe. We could have Giles pregnant with Miss Calendar or Mrs Summer's child. Or Xander with Anya's child or one of his many male lovers Vo keeps hooking him up with.

Can anyone who has read the Girl Genius webcomic  really say that Tony Stark isn't a high functioning Spark? 

If so, does that Steve Rogers a Stark family Jaeger?

Maybe we finally know what happened to Agatha's uncle/father.

Sorry about the font. I couldn't get the italics to turn off.

Phynix

Ok my kid made me take him to see Percy Jackson and the Lightening Thief yesterday. Give it a B+. Expect the books to be better. Also wish that they would get Hades right! I mean he's the god of the Underworld, not Hell! But Medusa was awesome.

And of course the bunnie had to appear while I tried to take a nap as usual.

Xander and some Slayers are chasing down a demon in the forest when it runs through a Greek style arch. Xander is able to follow it but the Slayers are held back by some type of magical force field. Know he has to kill this demon Xander continues one.

The demon leads Xander into an SCA-ish style camp before Xander could kill it. As Xander rose from killing it he finds him surrounded by kids with swords and bows and a centaur.

Before Xander could say anything the centaur say '(Name of the demon). Very rare.'

"Rare?" Xander exclaimed. "We kill one or two of these guys a month!"

The centaur blinked at Xander in surprise.

"Look the baddie is dead and I have to get back to my girls before they call fore reinforcement," Xander said before turning back to the way he had came

"Girls?" some boy asked.

"Slayers. I hunt demons with them," Xander replied.

"You said that as if there was one than one Slayer," the centaur said as he walked with Xander with a number of teens following them.

"Yeah," Xander.

"But there is only one," the centaur replied.

Xander snorted, "This hasn't been only one since I was 15. And now there is hundreds."

The centaur grabbed Xander's arm, turning him to face him. "Hundreds! How can this be?"

"It was that or let the First Evil," Xander replied.

"But the Gods…"

"If you mean the Powers than forget it," Xander said with a snort. "They only care about their previous balance which mean either no one with free will or all of us dead."

"How did you get into camp?" a girl demanded. Xander looked at the girl in confusion.

"I ran. I followed the demon to your camp. And you're not freaked by it but then again you do have a centaur and a satyr here. So what type of camp is this?"

"It's a camp for demigods," a boy replied.

"Demigods," Xander sighed.

"Yes," the boy replied.

"None of you are playing to take over the world, enslave everyone or destroy the world, right?" Xander asked.

The teens shook their heads. "No."

"Oh good. Taking out one Hell Goddess was bad enough, would take to take out a camp of demigods."

 ~*~

So my Muse informs me that for this bunnie Xander is a demigod probably the son of a Norse god or a Celtic one. The Gods his father comes from don't have children with mortal very often, only when they know a true hero is needed.

Now since Camp Half Blood is set up for children of Greek Gods they never think to look for children of other Gods especially when the other Gods don't have children very often.

I figure that the Power That Be are the servants of the Gods and since the bosses ain't really paying attention to the world they're playing. I would expect everything that happen to be reported back to the Greek Gods and for them to investigate.

Growing up in the 80's I was a fan of the A-Team so when I heard they were making a movie I feared what would happened to the show but the movie kicked ass and took names. It was way better than the series and the characters acted like you would expect Rangers to behave.

Now having said that, I'm left wonder how someone could cross Xander with the movie version of the A-Team....

Could Xander have joined the Rangers after graduation or before he lost an eye? Could have regained his eye and then join?

Could someone have hired the A-Team to deal with Xander? Or could Willow and Buffy hire them to kidnap Xander and bring him home after the told the girls to take a flying leap?

So my challenge is for you to think up a Xander/A-Team bunnie

After reading Never Look Back By FallenQueen2 this hopped up

Xander as a highly successful but unliked Cop/Agent with a dark past, just like Tony DiNozzo and Marty Deeks, who continues to hide behind the 'Xander' mask {jokester..} with no one bothering to look any deeper.

During the course of his life/career befriends Tony and Marty, the three of them becoming close supportive/protective family/brothers/friends & when they are together, they all know the full scope of each others history, issues and pain so there are no masks, recriminations, secrets, misunderstandings, lies, judgements...etc keeping each other grounded and sane

How would the NCIS teams react when they find out during or after an op?

Bonus Points if Xander is related to Steve McGarrett Or Danny Williams from Hawaii Five O.

Alternatively, they could all actually be relatated by blood/marriage..? 

The challenge can be either:
1. When Q feels bored, he decides to go to the Buffy-verse(with however many crossovers as anyone who writes this wants) to play as a human, namely, Xander Harris.

-Or-

2. When Buffy stops Larry from punching Xander in the Halloween episode, instead of going as a soldier, he decides to go as the All-Powerful, All-Knowing, Q(from the Star Trek-verse). Q, after viewing Xanders life -past, present, and future- tweaks the spell so that Xander keeps all of the power as a Q along with the knowledge of how to control it and (so he doesn't have to be told off that he didn't) the rules/laws/regulations/etc of the Q Continuum.

Requirements:

1. It can have as many and any crossovers as they want.
-I've gotten quite fond of those crossovers with the Percy Jackson universe, so if whoever writes this wants to, Xander/Q can help out there. He can even make the Gods of that universe/reality their own plane of existence and teach them how to shed their physical forms like the Ascended Ancients/Alterans did in the Stargate universe.

2. When/If he goes to the Stargate universe(if it's not already in the Buffy-verse, because that episode with the alien in season five of Buffy can explain the connection between the Buffy and Stargate universe), he has to make sure Daniel is exempt from the Ascended Ancients rules and non-interference policy, like, oh, i don't know, give him his own group of loyal Ascended Beings maybe.

3. The Balance- There is no Balance, that's just the Powers that Be passing information to both sides and so they basically make sure niether Good nor Evil wins, wanting to keep their jobs and the power that comes with being the PTB.
-Whistler can't suffer punishment- He's only the messanger.

4. Anything and everything goes

What if Xander had a down to earth hands on Grandpa that he often stayed with who was a former Marine & FBI Agent that had escaped from his old Watcher family, who gave him a thorough grounding in magic, supernatural, demonic, paranormal, hunting, law, self defence, tactics, weapons, wilderness survival-tracking, money, people reading, problem solving, forensics, languages, medic, investigating, field psychology, carpentry, mechanics, handyman, security...etc

Helped ensure his grandson not only survived but thrived in both worlds with practical life skills, particularly when he realized that Xander is the first in a completely new magical bloodline like melinda warren was = also helped him secure proper accurate records outside Sunnydale, the Harris & Willow Interferences under legal birth name{education(distant learning), medical, legal, financial, employment, personal...}

How would all this change Xander for the better, particularly with Grandpa not liking Willow and therefore not allowing her, or anyone else, to influence his Grandson unduly in any shape or form so that Xander can form his ownself & opinions

Challenge – Alex Kent formaly Xander Harris 

• Set during high school for both of them though Alex can be older or younger than Clark

• Both Alex and Clark work through their issues through various mediums = art, music, stories, carpentry, mechanics, cooking...

• Alex is a metahuman with a heightened healing factor, the gifts of Empathy and a more active power such as Force Fields...etc {though nothing that would make everything simple like Telepathy} – Clark also discovers his abilities quite quickly once they meet due to an accident

• Deeply mourning the deaths of best friend Jesse who was like a brother and his secret military brat Boyfriend aka first love = both of whom were the only ones who previously knew of his metahuman abilities

• The Harris's are killed in a fire {doesn't really mourn them, instead mourns for what should/could of been if there was no abuse, neglect, indifference, alcoholism..etc} = does inherit a reasonable amount of money from insurance once the debts...etc are paid

• Alex belongings reduced afterwards to Boyfriend Ninja Motorcycle, Jesse Guitar & a chockablock duffle bag with his clothes, Jesse-Boyfriend Jewelry, Essentials, CD storage books, personal folder{his true Ids-records-paperwork-licences...}, His-Jesse-Boyfriend Journals{packed with art-lyrics-keepsakes-photographs...}, hunter journal, blessed weapons, first aid kit, supplies, odds & ends...etc

• Alex having had experience & previously earning money in the darker aspects of the world – fight clubs, stealing, drag racing, hustling pool-darts-cards, stripping...etc making him much more likely to spot various human threats early as well as call anyone and everyone on their BS or unwarranted hurting/pushing of Clark

• Manages to make his way to Smallville after the Harris's deaths where he's adopted by his aunt and uncle {the Kents} which leads to a new surname, nickname, paperwork, licences, accounts, practical wardrobe, calmer personality{no more joker-slacker facade}, full medical, full education testing, gifting Kents with half of his parents insurance settlement so less money problems for them

• Or alternatively Alex meets Kal whilst living in metropolis, becomes confidants and helps him out - so much so that Clark calls him once he's back to himself and Alex moves to Smallville to be closer to him to help with his issues - afterwards Martha recognises him as her nephew and it then leads to the new Surname, nickname, paperwork...etc

• Alex & Clark bonding very closely as brothers with unconditional and beneficial support, brotherly love, trust, friendship, acceptance, truth, clarity, lack of secrets...{outside of their powers possible secrets could be taking college classes, being stolen at birth or lab created{Alex}, teenage pregnancy...}

• Both of them end up forming a good solid relationship with Lex Luthor despite everyone else's protests which leads to one of them initially dating him and the other dating Bruce Wayne or Oliver Queen as Lex doesn't go crazy or evil though he does still die

• Clark gets over his Lana crush much quicker as he realizes that it all based on fantasy and not reality as well as lets Chloe down gently about her crush

= Xander as the unknown son of Nathan Ford

= Relationship gets found out in one of several possibilities 1) both nate & xander are kidnapped as revenge - force nate to discover & then watch another son die, 2) meet whilst unkowingly doing the same job, 3) xander as the target of the teams con thanks to the manipulations of a mutual enemy

= Xander had a hard childhood thanks to at the very least abuse, neglect, social isolation & loss of a brother, best friend and first love/boyfriend

= Xander slow to trust his dad thanks to his childhood, Nate's own Alcoholism and Sophie hold on Nate{has issues with women thanks to relatives, crap friends & bad ex's}

= Xander as a mix of Nathan, Eliot & Parker in Skill set with his own small business as a hobby{Gay BDSM club-Tattoo Parlour-Carpentry Furniture Store-Motorcycle Garage...}

= Alternatively Xander as a blind hitter who no one knows is blind thanks to his ability to compensate

= Xander slowly forming a strong bond with the team minus Sophie & in particular Eliot as either a Mentor/student, Lovers, Brothers or Best Friends

= Alternative Universe - mpreg, shifters, sentinal, BDSM...etc

This is based on the Transformer Movie - 2007

While doing slaying research Xander came across a story about two metal demons that fell from the sky. One demon was in search of a magical item that could be used to rule all. While the other demon, an Atobo, was here to stop the other metal demon and return the magical item to it's true home.

With the aid of the Slayer the Atobo was able to destroy the other demon but not without it's own lost of life.

In the book Xander is reading he also find woodcarving made of the Atobo and the symbol it wears.

When Xander visit Ethan's, he fined out he's out of luck as the last toy gun walks out the door. With nothing left to lose, Xander decides to dress up as Atobo. So after buying something from Ethan, Xander makes a costume including the symbol that Atobo wore.

When Ethan completes the ritual Xander is turned into a robot, to be exact an Autobot. Since he was a generic Autobot he does not have the memories of any other Autobots but he can transform into a vehicle of some type.

After the spell is over Xander retains the ability to transform into a robot and into a vehicle.

Fast forward to the present. Megatron is dead. The Allspark is gone and the Autobots are starting a new life on Earth. And of course someone stumbles across Xander when he's in his robot form.

The rest of the insanity is up to the poor soul this bunnie decides to adopt.