Do you remember the rocket launcher Buffy used against the Judge? I know Buffy did, it was her best birthday gift. So does Xander since it was his best double date with Cordiala. And so do some people in power.

The people in power come to Xander with an offer, they want him to do one small job and in return Xander and his friends won't be arrest for terrorism and sent to Guantanamo Bay.

The job is simple; there is a man who stands in the way of those in power. This man is an honorable man and does his best to solve those crimes that affect those who are in military and their family. Sometimes in order to bring justice the man steps on a few toes and upset a few people.

Now the people in power wants this man discredit; to leave the job he loves either by his choice or forced out and they want Xander to make this happened.

Xander can either seduce the man and in turn force him out of the military due the Don't Ask, Don't rule or he could use his demonic contact to have the man believe he's cracking up.

The man's name is L.J. Gibbs.

Bunny [Set any time up to Joyce dying]

Sheriff Carter finding out that he is Xander father

[with Carter and Eureka possibly also being a Wizarding community like in Oh no
he didn't by josette grover]

Must Have's
1) Joyce written as being a good but flawed woman not a idol of virtue & Dawn
going into a estranged relatives care upon death eg Aaron Hotchner
2) Nathan somehow successfully shutting down or shielding the hellmouth, maybe even having the town/council/initiative shut down or rebuilt
3) ALL of the scooby's and their allies having reality & the possibilities of
real life consequences for their actions and inactions pointed out to them
4) Willow not being the smartest one in the room just academic smart next to
Sunnydale sheep standards
5) Xander being fearful of Willow learning magic considering her personality &
taking steps eg protection tattoo's....

Possible multiple secrets for Xander to have: -
= Working various jobs since he was a young child

= Studying online/night school for his GED, Degree, various certificates as well
as self defence and EMT classes
= Having a secret supportive male lover at college or outside town
= Large locked saving account outside town from years of bad guy
looting/scavenging,
= Currently or previously squatted in Jesse old home living out of a dufflebag
after being disowned for standing up to his family whilst hyena possessed
= Single father to a son due to the Initiative or hyena possession
= Long term health issues due to abuse, fish taint, chumash curse, willow
magical blasts...etc
= Being a skilled empath, shaman and/or medium
= Has him collecting extensive, evidence backed up, full records on the team,
allies, local practitioners, underground population, Initiative, council and
Sunnydale as personal insurance with multiple copies in various safe places
(Corrupt, Negligent, Incompetent, Stagnant, Criminal, Unstable...etc)
= Having extensive trust issues with all the team members and allies not just
willow and buffy
= Suffering from PTSD

Any Takers :)

Riddick some finds himself in the past/Buffy universe. It's up to the author to figure out how; perhaps a wish that went wrong.

While exploring the world he finds himself in, Riddick discover the most intoxicating scent he has ever smelled. So overcome by the need for the scent that Riddick allows his desire to possess the source of the smell overcome his normal survival instants. Riddick steals the source of the smell, a young man with brown hair and eyes from off the street and take it to a 'newly' vacant home.

In their new home Riddick strips the young man of his clothes and makes its so that he can not escape while he trains the young man to accept his touch.

Note: If you haven't figure it out yet the young man is Xander.

I can't see Riddick as the raping type so I image he's probably blindfolded Xander and is feeding him by hand, bathing him, sleeping next to him. Stockholm syndrome.

I also figure that this happens during a summer that way you don't have to worry about Buffy or Willow interfering since they're out of town. Pre-graduation while Buffy was out of town and Willow was at camp or post they could think he's on his road trip.

Yes it's another bunny and yes it's another baby bunnie. Can't help myself baby Xander is so CUTE!

In most of Vo's baby fic Xander is de-ages and he forgets everything (but he sometimes have nightmare or moment when he remember before become baby again) so what if when Xander is de-age he remember everything he has ever learn and then send him to his new family.

To keep him from hunting the supernatural you might send him to a different plane where his type of demons don't exist. (You might do this to Xander when he passes away after many years of hunting and explain that this is his reward) Or remove all knowledge of demons from him. At the least place wards on him to keep bad demons away.

Now you could dump Xander off on anyone but I think Horatio would be the best to become a new day. If you want you could leave Xander's ability to see all. I can see little Xander telling Speed to clean bang bang and when he won't go to Aunty Calli and whine to her until she forces Speed to do it or she does it herself

AU Verse

Jesse = Jagerbar Or Fuchsbau {Anti Willow & Cordelia whilst being very protective of platonic soul mate Xander}

Willow & Cordelia = Rival Hexenbeist with Willow being untrained/unknowing thanks to either having a human father or neglectful/jealous/resentful parents.

Xander = Unawakened Grimm with strong talents in all aspects of the Grimm gifts 1) Mental, 2) Instinct, 3) Physical, 4) Artistic, 5) Profiling.

Ends up with Jesse dead, Xander guardian of godson AKA Jesse son{maybe even in witness protection set up in Portland}, Willow arrested for hacking and powerless, Cordelia conscripted,

Xander as the illegitimate son of either Sean Renard or Nick Burkhardt.

When I woke up this morning this bunnie attacked me... what if the Addams family came to Miama (maybe to visit Everglands) and Horatio had to deal with them.

Or what if Wednesday grew up and is now intering as CSI? Maybe she'll serve under Alexx?

Or what if Horatio really is a member of the Addams or the Frump (Morticia Addams' maiden name)family? It would explain how he never gets hurt doing the stuff he does.

When Tony was 9 his father told his nanny to take Tony someplace for the summer so he would be out of the way so she took him up to his grandfather's old hunting cabin by the lake. While there Tony became friends with another boy and his baby brother, their names was Dean and Sam Winchester. It was during this summer than Tony learned that vampires were real when he witness Dean's father killing on that had be preying on the people of that area.

Before Tony left for home, Dean and him exchanged address so that they could write each other, even through both of them knew it would only be a semi regular thing; for Dean because of the traveling they had to do and for Tony because his father would never approve of such a thing.

When Tony became a police officer he started to pass along to the Winchester and a few other trusted hunters information about anything strange that they might want to investigate. His home also became a place for the Winchester to crash at when need or when they needed to be patched up without questions

While Tony never hunted the creature of the night and shadows, he did became a source of information for hunters. He once suggested that someone in Hollywood was in the know about what was out there since some of the movies did come close to the truth or exactly on the nose about some creature.

Tony has always kept the darker part of his life away from his professional side… that was until folder with the name Initiative landed on Gibbs' desk.

~*~

Not sure if this is a NCIS/Xander, NCIS/Supernatural or a NCIS/Xander/Supernatural fic. Guess that's up to whoever takes it.

Could see Tony accidentally seeing what was in the folder and saying, 'That's harmless' to a photo of a demon and Gibbs asking what he knows about these.

I can see Tony wondering if he should call his old friend Dean in on this case.

Options:

Doesn't that have to be Initiative based. Could be another case in which Tony stumbles across something Supernatural and calls in his old friends while at the same time the Scoobies or New Slayer Council comes to investigate. See a lot of toe stepping while Tony tries to avoid head slaps.

Xander and Dawn(who the Monks inserted as his sister since as the less noticed of the Scoobies they thought he would be assumed to be a member of minority, a 'normal', assumed to be unimportant and thus passed over as the Protector of the Key so she would be safe in anonymity) dress as two Immortal (Magical) Bankers, Lawyers and Scientists (who use Magic to help it along and to create servents to do their bidding) due to a lost bet(make up a bet) who somehow ended up more then a thousand years in the past (Xander and Dawn do have to have time to build up resources, influence, etc.) where Xander and Dawn end up creating the Goblins(Gringotts) and Wolf, Ram and Hart(Wolfram and Hart, hence Dawns inclusion due to Wolfram and Hart being a multi-dimensional, etc. business) after they combined various types of DNA that they found along with various other things throughout the years, they also found a working Stargate/Astria Porta and DHD along with a list of addresses which they replicate being able to do with Magic, thus also creating a Galaxy-wide Bank too.

They also find the real Camelot(Or any other) City-Ship at the beginning of their arrival in(to) the past, afterwhich they use it as a hidden headquarters on Earth or in the Sol System.

A group of peaceful demons approach Pastor Jim and explain that their Seer foreseen the end of the world. They explain how will happen to a Hunter, Xander, in Sunnydale, which will lead to the end of days (figure Xander did something that cause it or Buffy or Willow's action will lead to his sacrifice.) The only way to stop what has been foreseen is to have Xander leave Sunnydale and never return.

Now the demons had approached Xander and explain everything to him and of course he agrees to leave but shortly after that he forgets about it and goes on with his life. The demons that were sent to explain everything discover that there is a spell on Xander to keep him in town or to force him to return if he leaves on his own.

The demons had approached Giles and Buffy but were dismissed since Xander is a nobody.

In desperation the demons decide to approach Pastor Jim in the hope he can arrange Xander's kidnapping and to be held until the spell can be removed since they can not kidnap Xander or kill him.

Pastor Jim contacts another Seers and confirms what the demons told him, now he just has to decide which Hunters he's send to the mouth of Hell to kidnap a kid and hold him hostage.

The Challenge

= Xander as a natural born witch from a powerful but dormant bloodline who gets his powers activated or enhanced after he becomes Luke Skywalker for the night

= Possible 2 or 3 Powers Being either Telepathy, Empathy, Telekinesis, Levitation, Hyper Speed or Premonitions with enhanced Agility 

= Personality can either be a blending of luke and xander, a result of luke influence on him before he fully fades out or a reaction to whats happened particularly if he has telepathy and heres things he shouldn't have from so called allies >  Much more Proactive, Cautious, Self Reliant, Down To Earth, Open-Minded, Practical, Calm, Maverick, Mature, Compassionate, Secure, Honest, No BS, Perceptive, Wise, Responsible, Strategic, Self Aware...

= Results in quite a lot of conflict from the others as they don't like change percieving it as a threat to their own status as well as because it forces them to look beyond the surface and confront some harsh unwelcomed truths

= Also results in some positive changes among the students outcasts such as jonathan, amy, michael, tucker, andrew... which leads them to leading fullfilling, informed and educated lives off the hellmouth

= Xander ends up working either in the military as a pilot or in law enforcement after working hard to make up for sunnydale stagnancy 

Most of the Star Wars/Xander fics I find have Xander being a Jedi, Jedi in training or a Seth Lord but is there any fics in which Xander is just Xander or the One Who Sees All?

Xander could be a smuggler in training with Han Solo. Or a gambler with Lando. Jabba/Yoda could find Xander amusing/drive him insane.

Wish demons gain power from those that wish to them. And only those of Earth realm can be heard and answered. This is the One Rule known to all.

The one thing wish demons never admitted to is this: 'Only those IN Earth Realm can be heard and answered.' Why would they care if humans and other beings mistranslated?

Where it becomes somewhat important is when One Being not from earth makes a wish while ON Earth, never knowing or realizing someone heard him that gained the power to answer from that wish. As sarcastic The One Being was at the time he pronounced those words:


"I only wish the one-eyed fool had been able to really love me as the child I was, because his kind of 'affection' is what made me the monster I am." Ice gripped Loki's heart at admitting this one truth to the brother that once again flaunted their 'father's love' as a reason to come back to their home world.

Loki never said which 'one-eyed fool' he meant. And as the wish could only be answered on Earth.... and as there were so many one-eyed people on it and none of them was Odin.... well, the wish demon over lost childhood could only choose to the best of his ability. And he knew the perfect one-eyed person for Loki. The one being that would love baby Loki and teach him having duties doesn't mean abandoning those you love in its favor.

The one-eyed white knight. The one who sees. Why! Alexander Harris of course! Please, call him Xander as he prefers.


A) Xander will adore little Loki and little Loki, not remembering his past, will feel linked to him and learn to love him.

B)The link could be because of how Janus, god of Chaos, favors Xander.

C) you can either have the scoobies be presents and good (or bad) or have Xander needing a change of life from his once friends (yes, I do love bashing when Xander has to begin a new life far from them all).

(if you don't want D see E) > D) The avengers and Thor in particular have to come in the picture sometime. Please don't make life difficult to little Loki because of them or if you do, make sure Xander protect him above all (I so want a story where Loki is given a second chance at happiness).

E) if you don't want th avengers to appear... I can't wait to see what you will want to make of Xander's and Loki's family life ^^

Ok this bunnie was original for my HP/SG-1 group but then my Muse started to whisper what can Jack do that Xander can't do better.

So when you read Mini-Me or Jack switch it out for Xander. Or if you're really adventurous make it Mini-Me and Xander

Oh and figure Willow oops and deage Xander

This bunnie is inspired by Exposure, a Dark Fic! http://bobmin.fanficauthors.net/Exposure_a_Dark_Fic/Chapter_1/ (http://www.fanficauthors.net/ if you don't have an account)

After the 2 wizard war the population is too small to permit children who grew up in the Muggle world to decide if they want to go to magical school or not, so they simply kidnap them. (And in the story that inspire this fic they kidnap Harry's oldest daughter… BIG mistake)

So I was thinking that what if Mini-Me was not ages to about 15 but what if he was 11? What if he was kidnapped and sent to Hogwarts, where he meets all the other kidnapped children?

Jack being Jack is not please so what Jack does the best… irritate the piss out of everyone. Instead of calling the teachers professors he calls them kidnappers, Kidnapper Dumbledore, Kidnapper McGonagall and Torturer Snape. (Yes I know Snape and Dumbledore are dead but what would Hogwarts be without them? But you can write it without them). Jack refuses to do his homework and if he's made to do it write it in another language. He skips classes and detentions. He refuse to wear the school uniform.

The 'kidnappers' just sigh and put up with it since they know eventual Jack will realize that now one is coming to rescue him. Of course Jack know that more than his so called 'parents' know about him and even if they erased the memory of everyone at SGC there is still the President and Thor who knows about him and will ask about him. Plus if Jack can escape and make it to the American Embassy or just to a phone he can call the base and get them to come investigate how a kid know classified information.