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Xander was given the task of clean up around the Magic Box.  See a dirty old lamp, Xander decides to clena it and when he does so a djinn appeared and offered him  wishes

Anya explains that unlike Justice Demon's wishes there are no downside to the wish but the wisher has to be exact when they make their wish.  For example if a person wished for a million bucks then we be granted a million male deer

Now everyone is telling Xander what to wish for.  So what will our hero do?

Categories: Buffy/Angel Stories Characters: None


Do you remember the rocket launcher Buffy used against the Judge? I know Buffy did, it was her best birthday gift. So does Xander since it was his best double date with Cordiala. And so do some people in power.

The people in power come to Xander with an offer, they want him to do one small job and in return Xander and his friends won't be arrest for terrorism and sent to Guantanamo Bay.

The job is simple; there is a man who stands in the way of those in power. This man is an honorable man and does his best to solve those crimes that affect those who are in military and their family. Sometimes in order to bring justice the man steps on a few toes and upset a few people.

Now the people in power wants this man discredit; to leave the job he loves either by his choice or forced out and they want Xander to make this happened.

Xander can either seduce the man and in turn force him out of the military due the Don't Ask, Don't rule or he could use his demonic contact to have the man believe he's cracking up.

The man's name is L.J. Gibbs.

Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > CSI/NCIS Characters: None


When Xander was very young someone laid a blessing or a curse, depending on your point of view, on Xander.  The blessing was that if someone pissed off Xander then bas things would happen to that person.  Now enought very bad would happen to that person but they would have a string of bad luck. 

For example if you were a bad guy then the good guy would always defeat you.  Or if a guy would develop an embarrassing case of jock itch right before his big date with a cheerleader.  For a girl should could break the heel on her new heels or a demon with a camera is around when the knot on your handkerchief shirt fails.

So what would happen if Xander went on a road trip and meet new and interesting people and got pissed off.


What would happen to character like Nick or Warrick if Xander got pissed off on Greg's behalf (CSI Las Vegas)

Or if he say how the members of Team Gibbs treated Tony (NCIS)

Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other TV, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > CSI/NCIS, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > SG1/SGA/SGU, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Supernatural, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Mag7 Characters: None


Bunny [Set any time up to Joyce dying]

Sheriff Carter finding out that he is Xander father

[with Carter and Eureka possibly also being a Wizarding community like in Oh no
he didn't by josette grover]

Must Have's
1) Joyce written as being a good but flawed woman not a idol of virtue & Dawn
going into a estranged relatives care upon death eg Aaron Hotchner
2) Nathan somehow successfully shutting down or shielding the hellmouth, maybe even having the town/council/initiative shut down or rebuilt
3) ALL of the scooby's and their allies having reality & the possibilities of
real life consequences for their actions and inactions pointed out to them
4) Willow not being the smartest one in the room just academic smart next to
Sunnydale sheep standards
5) Xander being fearful of Willow learning magic considering her personality &
taking steps eg protection tattoo's....

Possible multiple secrets for Xander to have: -
= Working various jobs since he was a young child

= Studying online/night school for his GED, Degree, various certificates as well
as self defence and EMT classes
= Having a secret supportive male lover at college or outside town
= Large locked saving account outside town from years of bad guy
= Currently or previously squatted in Jesse old home living out of a dufflebag
after being disowned for standing up to his family whilst hyena possessed
= Single father to a son due to the Initiative or hyena possession
= Long term health issues due to abuse, fish taint, chumash curse, willow
magical blasts...etc
= Being a skilled empath, shaman and/or medium
= Has him collecting extensive, evidence backed up, full records on the team,
allies, local practitioners, underground population, Initiative, council and
Sunnydale as personal insurance with multiple copies in various safe places
(Corrupt, Negligent, Incompetent, Stagnant, Criminal, Unstable...etc)
= Having extensive trust issues with all the team members and allies not just
willow and buffy
= Suffering from PTSD

Any Takers :)

Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers Characters: None


Vo used the term 'explosive diarrhea' in one of her fic to describe the effect of eating Xander's cooking.

So I was thinking how long after taking a dump does the shit go BOOM?

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Riddick some finds himself in the past/Buffy universe. It's up to the author to figure out how; perhaps a wish that went wrong.

While exploring the world he finds himself in, Riddick discover the most intoxicating scent he has ever smelled. So overcome by the need for the scent that Riddick allows his desire to possess the source of the smell overcome his normal survival instants. Riddick steals the source of the smell, a young man with brown hair and eyes from off the street and take it to a 'newly' vacant home.

In their new home Riddick strips the young man of his clothes and makes its so that he can not escape while he trains the young man to accept his touch.

Note: If you haven't figure it out yet the young man is Xander.

I can't see Riddick as the raping type so I image he's probably blindfolded Xander and is feeding him by hand, bathing him, sleeping next to him. Stockholm syndrome.

I also figure that this happens during a summer that way you don't have to worry about Buffy or Willow interfering since they're out of town. Pre-graduation while Buffy was out of town and Willow was at camp or post they could think he's on his road trip.

Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other Movie Characters: None


During the first winter in Cleveland, Xander decides to take a page from Calvin and Hobbes and made creative snowmen.

The poor soul... the writer who takes this idea with be left with writing the reactions people and demons have to Xander's snow art. Crossover are very welcome.

Picture this Team Gibbs pulls up the driveway to the house and see one snowman bowling with another snowman's head.

Or LT Caine arrives to be greeted by an army of mini snowmen.

Example of Calvin and Hobbes snowmen (some pages have some of the same strips) l-life/

Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers Characters: None


Yes it's another bunny and yes it's another baby bunnie. Can't help myself baby Xander is so CUTE!

In most of Vo's baby fic Xander is de-ages and he forgets everything (but he sometimes have nightmare or moment when he remember before become baby again) so what if when Xander is de-age he remember everything he has ever learn and then send him to his new family.

To keep him from hunting the supernatural you might send him to a different plane where his type of demons don't exist. (You might do this to Xander when he passes away after many years of hunting and explain that this is his reward) Or remove all knowledge of demons from him. At the least place wards on him to keep bad demons away.

Now you could dump Xander off on anyone but I think Horatio would be the best to become a new day. If you want you could leave Xander's ability to see all. I can see little Xander telling Speed to clean bang bang and when he won't go to Aunty Calli and whine to her until she forces Speed to do it or she does it herself

Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > CSI/NCIS Characters: None


The Challenge

= Xander Harris, Stiles Stilinski & Nick Burkhardt as close supportive cousins

= Each cousin inheriting the Grimm abilities

= Each cousin fully trained themselves & each other in self defence, the supernatural, first aid, investigation techniques, weapons, profiling, languages...etc

= Xander is either in college to become a cop or already is one like Nick

Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other TV Characters: None


AU Verse

Jesse = Jagerbar Or Fuchsbau {Anti Willow & Cordelia whilst being very protective of platonic soul mate Xander}

Willow & Cordelia = Rival Hexenbeist with Willow being untrained/unknowing thanks to either having a human father or neglectful/jealous/resentful parents.

Xander = Unawakened Grimm with strong talents in all aspects of the Grimm gifts 1) Mental, 2) Instinct, 3) Physical, 4) Artistic, 5) Profiling.

Ends up with Jesse dead, Xander guardian of godson AKA Jesse son{maybe even in witness protection set up in Portland}, Willow arrested for hacking and powerless, Cordelia conscripted,

Xander as the illegitimate son of either Sean Renard or Nick Burkhardt.

Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other TV Characters: None


After reading  The Pen is a Sword: The Blood Books on AO3 by A_Being_Of_Violet_Fire not long after reading several Eureka fics this came up

= Harry & Percy forming a solid friendship and eventual relationship behind everyone backs, as the overlooked ones, that leads to them fully escaping wizarding europe, after draining the Potter/Black vaults/properties of everything valuable, for the Magical/Supernatural/Intellectual sanctuary of Eureka

Both gain full asylum/citizenship, new Identities, tailored in-depth magical & mundane education, medical & healing, weekly therapy{not Barlow}, purification ritual, their secret dream jobs{opposite expectations}, true friend/brother/dad in Nathan Stark, birthrights, makeovers...

Eventually they have three sons together{mpreg or surrogates or adoption} that don't get subjected to the Dursley or Weasley version of parenting{abuse, overbearing, neglect or comparing kids}

Harry ends up forming a solid friendship with Jack Carter when he arrives in town, helping him adjust, stay sane & keep his secrets - Keeps him sane after Percy dies the year before

Categories: Non Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Harry Potter, Non Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Eureka Characters: None


When I woke up this morning this bunnie attacked me... what if the Addams family came to Miama (maybe to visit Everglands) and Horatio had to deal with them.

Or what if Wednesday grew up and is now intering as CSI? Maybe she'll serve under Alexx?

Or what if Horatio really is a member of the Addams or the Frump (Morticia Addams' maiden name)family? It would explain how he never gets hurt doing the stuff he does.

Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > CSI/NCIS Characters: None



Main Crossovers = Buffy, Charmed, Supernatural


What If Xander had a brother who died before Jesse & Xander reacted by extensive training so he could protect himself, his platonic soul mate Jesse & his emotionally stunted step sister Willow – however after Jesse death he moves from defence to offense and starts nightly hunts & mapping out the various lairs, nests, caches, deaths...etc so he can regularly hit the hot spots


Leads to major conflict with the overbearing & willfully blind special syndrome gang = Willow{conflicts with her fantasy version of Xander}, Buffy{wants to subject her version of normal on him} and Giles{impractical snobby researcher & council lackey}

Training = Supernatural, Self Defence, Demonic, Tracking, Weapons, Paranormal, Strategy, First Aid, Thieving, Magical...

Bonus Points if Xander is a part of an old & unique natural born witch family that has hunted ALL styles of demonic/supernatural/paranormal/magical threats, something which is reflected in their comprehensive book of shadows = leads to him having Leo as his Whitelighter/Mentor, a supportive power{empathy or Sensing evil} & a highly destructive active power{energy blasts-pyrokinesis-molecular combustion-energy waves-advance telekinesis-energy balls-molecular dispersion...}

Bonus Bonus Points if Xander is shown as highly practical, knowledgeable, competent, proactive, realistic, perceptive, blunt, driven, strategic...

Triple Bonus Points if Xander has protective tattoos against all types of possessions, non healing magic, psychic manipulation & impersonations{skinwalkers-shapeshifters..}

Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Supernatural, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other TV Characters: None

Summary: As the sun slow grew closer tot he horizon, John Winchester walked towards his
truck, which was parked in the rest stop parking lot.

Opening the driver side door he froze as he stared at the site that greeted him.
Sitting in the passenger side of the truck was a little boy between the age of
3-4. The young boy had his arms crossed over his chest and appears to be

"I hate people who make demonic deals," The child said in a very mature tone of

"Christo," John says.

The boy doesn't react in any way to the word as he continues on more or less
talking to himself. "They always pick on my. They always want to use me as
their human sacrifice. Of course the demons they're sacrificing me to either
want mate with me, to eat me or mate with me then eat me."

John blinks a couple of time before climbing into his truck and shut the door.

"What's your name, kid," John asked.

"Xander. Xander Harris and I'm not kid," the boy answered. "And I'm not kid.
I'm 26 yr. old but someone idiot decided to use me as a human sacrifice."

John raised an eyebrow at Xander's statement. "And they need you as a kid?"

"Yeah. De-age me then sacrifice me," Xander replied. "Will admit they were
smart about their deal."

"How so," John asked.

"They wanted eternal young, health and life," Xander replied. "Most morons just
ask for immortality and they forget that they'll still grow old and sick."

John snorted. "So how did you get into my truck," he asked as he started up the

"Magic," Xander replied simply.

John's hand froze on the gear shifter. "Magic," he replied cautiously.

Xander nodded his head. "My friend is a Wicca witch and she created a pendent
for me to use when I'm in trouble that I can't get out of. It's to take me
someplace safe where I can get medical treatment if I needed. But I think she
oops again since it dumped me in your truck instead of one of the houses."


Optional: Xander's pendent actual took him to a higher plane where there are
less demons and the ones there had to take over a person's body to be able to
effect the world.

Think a stack of pancakes. The lower ones are cold and yucky while the higher
one are warm and yummy. The Buffy pancake is mid way in the stack and the
Supernatural one is higher up. In the Buffy pancake magic is like a dog which
tried to do whatever it can to please its master. In the Supernatural magic is
like a cat and it might do what you ask if it like you and if it feels like it.

If you go with the higher plane idea could you have D'Hoffryn appear and explain
that there is no way Xander can go back to his plane. You can only go higher.
Vengeance demons can't work in the Supernatural universe since they don't have
enough magic but D'Hoffryn can appear since he's a Demon Lord.
Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Supernatural Characters: None


Xander/7 Days 

In 1947 the United State's government started Project Backstep and by doing so
they developed a device that would allow one person, a chrononaut, to travel
back in time 7 days and change the future.

In 1998, LT Frank Parker was selected to become the world's first chrononaut; to
be doomed to be the only one to remember the horrors he prevented from
happening… except someone else remembers everything.

In the small town of Sunnydale, CA a young man by the name of Xander Harris
remembers everything. He remembers destruction of the White House and the
deaths of the President and Vice President. He remembers watching his friends
and himself died from the Ebola virus.

Believing that someone might have used magic on Xander in order to drive him
insane, the Scoobies try to figure out what happen.

Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other TV Characters: None


When Tony was 9 his father told his nanny to take Tony someplace for the summer so he would be out of the way so she took him up to his grandfather's old hunting cabin by the lake. While there Tony became friends with another boy and his baby brother, their names was Dean and Sam Winchester. It was during this summer than Tony learned that vampires were real when he witness Dean's father killing on that had be preying on the people of that area.

Before Tony left for home, Dean and him exchanged address so that they could write each other, even through both of them knew it would only be a semi regular thing; for Dean because of the traveling they had to do and for Tony because his father would never approve of such a thing.

When Tony became a police officer he started to pass along to the Winchester and a few other trusted hunters information about anything strange that they might want to investigate. His home also became a place for the Winchester to crash at when need or when they needed to be patched up without questions

While Tony never hunted the creature of the night and shadows, he did became a source of information for hunters. He once suggested that someone in Hollywood was in the know about what was out there since some of the movies did come close to the truth or exactly on the nose about some creature.

Tony has always kept the darker part of his life away from his professional side… that was until folder with the name Initiative landed on Gibbs' desk.


Not sure if this is a NCIS/Xander, NCIS/Supernatural or a NCIS/Xander/Supernatural fic. Guess that's up to whoever takes it.

Could see Tony accidentally seeing what was in the folder and saying, 'That's harmless' to a photo of a demon and Gibbs asking what he knows about these.

I can see Tony wondering if he should call his old friend Dean in on this case.


Doesn't that have to be Initiative based. Could be another case in which Tony stumbles across something Supernatural and calls in his old friends while at the same time the Scoobies or New Slayer Council comes to investigate. See a lot of toe stepping while Tony tries to avoid head slaps.

Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Supernatural, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > CSI/NCIS Characters: None

Summary:  man with red hair climbed out of the Hummer and surveyed the land near the
Everglades only to spy a dark hair man sitting on a rock in the middle of the
area he and his team had come to investigate.

The red hair man walked towards the man. "Sir," he called out respectfully but
forcefully. "I'm afraid I have to as you leave."

The dark hair man on the rock turned to reveal a young man with one brown eye
and one green eye. "How come?" the young man asked as he hoped down from the

"This is a crime scene," the red hair man answered.

The younger man looked around the land. "Then you have come for the bodies,"
the man said.

The red hair man removed his sunglasses. "Bodies?" he said as he studied the
younger man before him. "Mister?"

"Harris. Xander Harris," the young man said happily as he held out his hand.

"Lt. Horatio Caine," the red hair man replied as he shook Harris's hand. "And
what make you think there are bodies here?"

"I was told there was. 10 of them to be exact," Harris replied.

"And who told you that?" Caine asked.

A smile bashful smile appeared on Harris's face. "Ray says you won't believe
me," he replied.

"Ray who?" Caine asked

"Your brother," Harris replied simply. "Ray says remember when you were kids….
Old lady Paracelli. How she would know exactly what you've been up to. Ray
says to tell you that I'm like that but a little different."

Caine looked at Harris in confusion and disbelief.

"Ray says she used to scare the crap out of you. That you would do whatever it
took to avoid her," Harris chuckled. "I know you don't believe me Lieutenant
but there is 10 bodies buried here and I can help you find them."

"Alright, Mr. Harris," Caine said as he slipped his sunglasses back on. "Show
me were the bodies are."


Harris planted a flag into the ground. "Little Maire. She this many," Harris
said as he held up 3 fingers. "She doesn't know her last name. Says she
knocked down daddy's beer."

Harris looks up from the place he had placed the flag towards Caine. He takes a
deep breathe before walking away. "Over here is Katherine Santee. Her husband
died in a car accident 9 months before she was murdered. She loved him more
than anything. She believed that not even death could separate them. Her
brother-in-law had other ideas. He felt that she should marry him, after all it
was his duty to protect and care for his brother's wife and therefore she should
marry him instead of wasting her life. She said no."


Xander leaned against the police car next to Detective Frank Tripp as they watch
the CSI agents uncover the remains.

"So you talk to dead people," Tripp said with a small smirk.

"Pretty much," Xander replied.

Tripp glanced over at Harris. "And how does that work for you?"

"Sucks monkey balls," Xander replied. "Ever try to take a piss when a ghost
comes up to you asking for help?"

"Can't say that ever happened," Tripp replied.

Xander snorted. "It's not fun, let me tell you."

"What will happen to them? The ghost you say you talked to?" Tripp asked.

"Most of the time they'll move on. Some hang around like Caine's brother and
Speed," Harris replied.

"Speed still around?" Tripp said in surprise.

Xander shrugs his shoulder. "Says he still has a job to do. Trying to be there
for Horatio. Ray's still around more or less for the same reason and for John
Hagen. He feels guilty for his death."

Tripp looks over at Xander, his mouth open as if to ask something but no sounds
comes out.

"People who commit suicide really do go to hell, just not he hell in the bible,"
Xander says. "For them everything that was effecting them is suddenly cleared
away and then they're forced to see what their actions have on their loved ones
and everyone else. Sometimes they get stuck following someone around like a EMS
tech. They get to watch how their death effects them. It can get pretty
nasty. Or they're stuck on one spot. Never being allowed to move from that

Can't they move on?" Tripp asked.

"In time," Xander replied. "You see that's the kick to the head. You kill
yourself then your stuck until every life you have touched as past on. Like the
toy or sock a baby kicked off… if you pick that up and give it to that the
parent, you have touched that child's life, so until that child passes on, you
can't move on. If you save the life of some kid and then that kid has children
and they tell the kids about how you saved their life, you can't pass on until
their kids are dead. And if you're written up in a book… you're screwed. No
one can remember you, you can't have effected the live of anyone, only then can
you pass on."


Ok the idea is that Xander after getting a new eye and returning home from
Africa can see and talk to the dead now and he just happens to visit Miami.
However the members of CSI Miami are affect by this and if they even believe it
is up to you.
Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > CSI/NCIS Characters: None


Xander and Dawn(who the Monks inserted as his sister since as the less noticed of the Scoobies they thought he would be assumed to be a member of minority, a 'normal', assumed to be unimportant and thus passed over as the Protector of the Key so she would be safe in anonymity) dress as two Immortal (Magical) Bankers, Lawyers and Scientists (who use Magic to help it along and to create servents to do their bidding) due to a lost bet(make up a bet) who somehow ended up more then a thousand years in the past (Xander and Dawn do have to have time to build up resources, influence, etc.) where Xander and Dawn end up creating the Goblins(Gringotts) and Wolf, Ram and Hart(Wolfram and Hart, hence Dawns inclusion due to Wolfram and Hart being a multi-dimensional, etc. business) after they combined various types of DNA that they found along with various other things throughout the years, they also found a working Stargate/Astria Porta and DHD along with a list of addresses which they replicate being able to do with Magic, thus also creating a Galaxy-wide Bank too.

They also find the real Camelot(Or any other) City-Ship at the beginning of their arrival in(to) the past, afterwhich they use it as a hidden headquarters on Earth or in the Sol System.

Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers Characters: None


The Buffy Verse where Xander was Born with the gift of Power Immunity -  User is immune to all or certain supernatural powers and effects, although indirect attacks can still effect the user

  • Ability Resilience - Immune to superpower manipulation-based attacks.

  • Elemental Immunity - Immune to element-based attacks and abilities.

  • Evil Immunity - Immune to becoming or to anything that's pure evil.

  • Fate Immunity - Immune to the forces of Causality and Fate

  • Illusion Awareness - See through illusions.

  • Life Resilience - Immune to Death Manipulation.

  • Magic Immunity - Immune to magic.
  • Panmnesia - Immune to memory manipulating abilities.

  • Paranormal Immunity - Immune to paranormal-based attacks, abilities and effects.

  • Precognitive Immunity - Can't be seen in precognitive-based abilities.

  • Psychic Shield - Immune to telepathic, empathic and mental abilities.
  • Reality Anchoring - Immune to reality manipulation-based abilities.

  • Seduction Immunity - Immune to seductive love, lust and sex-based abilities.

  • Semi-Immortality - Immune to aging-based abilities.

  • Shapeshifting Awareness - See through a shapeshifters disguise.
  • Soul Anchoring - Immune to Soul-affecting powers.

  • Temporal Protection - Immune to alterations of the timeline changing.
  • Temporal Immunity - Immune to temporal-based powers

  • How much different would everything be? Would Xander still be as close to Willow if he wasn't as effected by the Hellmouth and didn't constantly forget/ignore the deaths & various strangness? How would Willow react when every spell she decides to cast on her Xander toy failed? What if it allowed him to save a would have been forgotten little brother, that he loved & protected unconditionly, by allowing him to see past Illusions/shapeshifting abilities...etc of his would be killer?

Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers, Buffy/Angel Stories Characters: None


A group of peaceful demons approach Pastor Jim and explain that their Seer foreseen the end of the world. They explain how will happen to a Hunter, Xander, in Sunnydale, which will lead to the end of days (figure Xander did something that cause it or Buffy or Willow's action will lead to his sacrifice.) The only way to stop what has been foreseen is to have Xander leave Sunnydale and never return.

Now the demons had approached Xander and explain everything to him and of course he agrees to leave but shortly after that he forgets about it and goes on with his life. The demons that were sent to explain everything discover that there is a spell on Xander to keep him in town or to force him to return if he leaves on his own.

The demons had approached Giles and Buffy but were dismissed since Xander is a nobody.

In desperation the demons decide to approach Pastor Jim in the hope he can arrange Xander's kidnapping and to be held until the spell can be removed since they can not kidnap Xander or kill him.

Pastor Jim contacts another Seers and confirms what the demons told him, now he just has to decide which Hunters he's send to the mouth of Hell to kidnap a kid and hold him hostage.

Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Supernatural Characters: None


Xander sucks up spirits like a kid sucks up jellybeans (He always leaves the black ones behind)

Dean sold his soul in order to bring his brother back to life. He died a year later and his soul went to Hell.

Xander walked into Hell to stop the First Evil… And when he walked out he wasn't alone.

Xander sucked up Dean's soul and carried him out of Hell and now he's stuck with Dean being a back seat driver. In order to shut Dean up and maybe find a way to free Dean, Xander hunts down Dean's brother Sam.


Xander sits down in the booth across from Sam. "Hi Sammy," he said.

"Do I know you," Sam asks cautiously.

"No, but your brother does," Xander replied before turning to the waitress. "Burger, extra onions and what type of pies do you have?"

"We have cherry, apple, lemon and chocolate," the waitress replied.

"Mmmm… cherry," Xander said as if it was the most delicious thing in the world.

"That will be right up," the waitress said before walking away.

"My brother," Sam said with a steely look. "My brother is dead."

"Yeah I know," Xander said. "He also say you better not have scratched the paint, bitch."

Sam leaned back. "Cristo."

"Won't work after all he's a spirit not a demon," Xander said. "Beside I don't think that will work on me considering where I'm from."

"Here you are sugar," The waitress said as she put Xander's order in from of him. "Let me know if you need anything. "

Thank you," Xander said before taking a big bite out of the burger. "I hate onions but Dean makes me order them. Of course I make him listen to country music."


"Here, drink," Bobby Singer order as he held out a glass of water to Xander.

Xander took the glass and drank the water. "Ah… Methodists. Nice after taste."

Sam looked at Xander then at Bobby and then back at Xander. "You can tell what religion the holy water had?"

"You can't?" Xander replied. "Catholic tend to be a bit bitter. Methodist has a sweet taste to it. Protestants has a bite."

Bobby and Sam stared at Xander in shock "And Dean can't believe you bought that."



You can have Dawn traveling with Xander in order to escape all the 'special girls'. Could have her sneeze up Dean a new body.

If you can figure out a way to get Dean a new body you could make it a Xander/Dean fic. Could make them soulmate and that why Dean was attracted to where Xander was for the battle

If you want it can be a Xander/Sam fic with Dean wondering if it's incest if the spirit of your dead brother shares the body with your lover

Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Supernatural Characters: None

Summary: All over the world, if they had indoor plumbing, people have prayed to the
porcelain god.

So what would happen in one day in Sunnydale the porcelain god became real? And
he's really tired of all the sh*t he's been getting?
Categories: Buffy/Angel Stories Characters: None

Summary: While on this Post Graduation trip Xander Harris was arrested. The judge at the
trial gives Xander a choice, join the military or go to jail. Of course if
Xander is kicked out of the military he has to go to jail for the full sentence.

Someplace else in the good old US of A Dean Winchester is give the same choice
from another judge.

Sometime during their stint in the military both Xander and Dean are assigned to
Cheyenne Mountain Military Base. Eventual they meet in at the local Pagan
supply store but they don't realize they're both hunters until the meet on a
hunt locally.

Xander and Dean decide to share an apartment together so that they had someone
to watch their back and so they didn't have to hide the other side of their

One day while at the base Xander and Dean has to deal with something not exactly
from Earth (whether it's supernatural or alien is up to you but personally I
like them de-snaking someone). Of course they are found out and have to explain

Now they're not exactly believed when they say that demons, vampires and
werewolf existed but after a visit to the local demon bar the members of SG-1
are firm believers.
Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other TV, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Supernatural Characters: None


The Challenge

= Xander as a natural born witch from a powerful but dormant bloodline who gets his powers activated or enhanced after he becomes Luke Skywalker for the night

= Possible 2 or 3 Powers Being either Telepathy, Empathy, Telekinesis, Levitation, Hyper Speed or Premonitions with enhanced Agility 

= Personality can either be a blending of luke and xander, a result of luke influence on him before he fully fades out or a reaction to whats happened particularly if he has telepathy and heres things he shouldn't have from so called allies >  Much more Proactive, Cautious, Self Reliant, Down To Earth, Open-Minded, Practical, Calm, Maverick, Mature, Compassionate, Secure, Honest, No BS, Perceptive, Wise, Responsible, Strategic, Self Aware...

= Results in quite a lot of conflict from the others as they don't like change percieving it as a threat to their own status as well as because it forces them to look beyond the surface and confront some harsh unwelcomed truths

= Also results in some positive changes among the students outcasts such as jonathan, amy, michael, tucker, andrew... which leads them to leading fullfilling, informed and educated lives off the hellmouth

= Xander ends up working either in the military as a pilot or in law enforcement after working hard to make up for sunnydale stagnancy 

Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other Movie, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > SG1/SGA/SGU, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > CSI/NCIS, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Supernatural, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other TV Characters: None

Summary: Tony has had the plague (SWAK)

Xander has had malaria, smallpox and syphilis (Pangs) and whatever he caught
while searching for Slayers (if set after Season 7) (Assuming Riley reported
back to what he learns to the government)

Add in one mad scientist who learn about our heroes and decide he needs them for
his research

So now it's up to the Scoobies and NCIS to the rescue… expect that the Scoobies
think that Xander is pouting someplace because he's the normal one and Gibbs
team is on down time and think Tony is out 'playing'

So our heroes do the only thing they can do… torment their kidnappers
Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > CSI/NCIS Characters: None


Most of the Star Wars/Xander fics I find have Xander being a Jedi, Jedi in training or a Seth Lord but is there any fics in which Xander is just Xander or the One Who Sees All?

Xander could be a smuggler in training with Han Solo. Or a gambler with Lando. Jabba/Yoda could find Xander amusing/drive him insane.

Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other Movie Characters: None

Summary: The first year Xander woke from his curse he is meet by the priest he had saved
and had everything explained to him. He explained how Xander had been turned
to stone/crystal and how he is freed only for 3 days per year. He explained how
the cure for the curse has been lost and that even the destruction of his body
when he was in his frozen form would not free him. He also reminded Xander that
suicide was a sin and that live with the curse was better than eternity in hell.

During the second year, the priest realized that some of the comments Xander had
made in passing had some true. So when Xander awoke the next time the priest
made careful notes of what Xander said. During the following year the priest
make note of which one of Xander's comment came true, which one had not and
which one had yet come to pass. Sometime the priest would tell hunters of
problem areas and how to handle them

When Xander a woke for the third time the priest explain to Xander what he had
discovered and he had commented that Xander's foretelling was not part of the
curse but something else. Being the White Knight he was born to be, Xander
started to write down everything that popped in to his mind, know full well that
anything could save the life of a fellow hunter or even the world.

Just as the curse was consuming him for another year, Xander said two words,
'Hunter. Winchester.' The priest having heard of the hunting family named
Winchester summons them for the next time Xander awake. Perhaps the Winchester
clan will have the answer to freeing Xander from the curse or to end it all


Xander ages as normal during the curse, meaning that he ages 1 year for each
Xander ages slower during the curse. He could only age 3 days per year or maybe
a few months at a time.

Xander does not have to turn into stone or crytal. He could turn into other
material like wood, glass or metal
Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Supernatural Characters: None


Wish demons gain power from those that wish to them. And only those of Earth realm can be heard and answered. This is the One Rule known to all.

The one thing wish demons never admitted to is this: 'Only those IN Earth Realm can be heard and answered.' Why would they care if humans and other beings mistranslated?

Where it becomes somewhat important is when One Being not from earth makes a wish while ON Earth, never knowing or realizing someone heard him that gained the power to answer from that wish. As sarcastic The One Being was at the time he pronounced those words:

"I only wish the one-eyed fool had been able to really love me as the child I was, because his kind of 'affection' is what made me the monster I am." Ice gripped Loki's heart at admitting this one truth to the brother that once again flaunted their 'father's love' as a reason to come back to their home world.

Loki never said which 'one-eyed fool' he meant. And as the wish could only be answered on Earth.... and as there were so many one-eyed people on it and none of them was Odin.... well, the wish demon over lost childhood could only choose to the best of his ability. And he knew the perfect one-eyed person for Loki. The one being that would love baby Loki and teach him having duties doesn't mean abandoning those you love in its favor.

The one-eyed white knight. The one who sees. Why! Alexander Harris of course! Please, call him Xander as he prefers.

A) Xander will adore little Loki and little Loki, not remembering his past, will feel linked to him and learn to love him.

B)The link could be because of how Janus, god of Chaos, favors Xander.

C) you can either have the scoobies be presents and good (or bad) or have Xander needing a change of life from his once friends (yes, I do love bashing when Xander has to begin a new life far from them all).

(if you don't want D see E) > D) The avengers and Thor in particular have to come in the picture sometime. Please don't make life difficult to little Loki because of them or if you do, make sure Xander protect him above all (I so want a story where Loki is given a second chance at happiness).

E) if you don't want th avengers to appear... I can't wait to see what you will want to make of Xander's and Loki's family life ^^

Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other Characters: None

Summary: Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, Buffy, Stargate or Once Upon a Time. Pick and choose either Xander Harris or Harry Potter for this challenge. The Mermaid, Merman, Merperson(whatever word you want to use) that Xander or Harry will be able to turn into (at will, with the ability to choose between both forms at any time) will be based on the Mermaid canon of "Once Upona Time". The ability or reason for them to be able to become a Mermaid/Merman is either by ancestry, birth or pure chance of fate or accidental magic. For Xander, Ariel spent some time in Xander's world (the Buffy world) and he's a child of both Ariel and Prince Eric from the Enchanted Forest in "Once Upon a Time" and she was frozen there by chance for those 28 years during the Curse when she would have been back in either a few hours or a day, having just given birth to him in the last few days or a few weeks before that, Ariel went back to the Enchanted Forest to sneak a few things out of Prince Eric's room so their son could have a few things of his fathers while he grows up so they could search for Eric together when he got older so he could stay in one place long enough to grow up without being dragged from place to place as a baby, toddler or child/young child. While she was gone she got caught by the effects of the shield Cora cast and was frozen in time like the others under the shield for 28 years until Emma broke the time freezing aspect of the Curse when she accepted the key for a room at Granny's Inn. For Harry, Ariel spent some time in Harry's world and he's a child of both Ariel and Prince Eric from the Enchanted Forest in "Once Upon a Time" and she was frozen there by chance for those 28 years during the Curse when she would have been back in either a few hours or a day, having just given birth to him in the last few days or a few weeks before that, Ariel went back to the Enchanted Forest to sneak a few things out of Prince Eric's room so their son could have a few things of his fathers while he grows up so they could search for Eric together when he got older so he could stay in one place long enough to grow up without being dragged from place to place as a baby, toddler or child/young child. While she was gone she got caught by the effects of the shield Cora cast and was frozen in time like the others under the shield for 28 years until Emma broke the time freezing aspect of the Curse when she accepted the key for a room at Granny's Inn. For Harry: Those twenty eight years in the Enchanted Forest/Storybrooke were twelve years (after the Chamber of Secrets) or thirteen years (after rescuing Sirius) in Harry's world, in this he never hears the prophecy, and even if he did its not relevant to him anyway. After getting fed up of the Wizarding Worlds constantly shifting opinions after having experienced it since he got his Hogwarts letter and their unrealistic expectations of a child, after having spent the years since he got his letter collecting anything that interested him or could be useful to him, he packs up and gets ready to leave that world for somewhere more interesting and that he could make a city of his own people in. Harry (and anyone he could get to come with him) wind upin the City Ship Atlantis one hundred or two hundred (or more) years before anyone from the SGC/Atlantis Expedition arrives (Elizabeth Weir is still there though, along with a few dozen charged ZPMs and a datapad with instructions on how to create, recharge and charge more). They spend those years restoring the City to working order and understanding and learning everything they can about it while further exploring their world hopping ability and taking back those they either meet and marry or those they think are worthy of being turned into a Mermaid or Merman and joining their City. Through some way they either have or gain the full Ancient/Lantean/ATA Gene. Harry has the ability to turn others into Mermaids and Mermen like a vampire or werewolf. Mermaids/Mermen also have in addition to what they already have, Immortality, genetic knowledge, and via Harry: telepathy, a hive mind and the ability to use Wizarding and Enchanted Forest magic. When a Mermaid or Merman kisses someone with the intent to breath, they permanently gain the ability to breath underwater. (This list is true for both Harry and Xander specific challenges.) Harry finds the control pedestal that gives full control of Atlantis to the one who first touches it, early on after arriving. Harry winds up in Storybrooke at some point looking for his parents. For Xander: The twenty eight years in the Enchanted Forest/Storybrooke can be 17, 18, 19, 20 or 21 years in the Buffy world for when Xander reawakens his Merman abilities and starts preparing supplies to travel worlds and realities. Xander reawakens his Merman abilities, Immortality and genetic memories/knowledge at some point after the Swim Team episode in Season Two and continues on until Dawn is created and the Key is split between Xander (because of his world/reality/dimension hopping abilities being a good concealer for the Key essence) and Dawn. Because of Glory being after Dawn (and Xander), they decide to hop worlds to get away from her, taking everything they can with them (supplies, modern conveniences, packing up their houses/living places and whatever else they can take with themat the time) and end up in the City Ship Atlantis a few hundred years before the SGC/Atlantis Expedition arrives. Elisabeth Weir is still there along with a dozen concealed ZPMs and a datapad on how to charge, recharge and create more of them. Xander finds the same control pedestal as Harry. The Enjoining Spell granted them all the ability to turn into Mermaids/Merman and some magical ability for those that didn't have it. (The spell itself also chooses those who are worthy to receive it in their immediate vicinity.) (Optional) Xander winds up in Storybrooke at some point looking for his parents. Everyone either has or gains the full Ancient/Lantean/ATA Gene early on. Xander has magic from both Willow and the Enchanted Forest as do the others. Xander can turn others into Mermaids and Mermen similar to how a werewolf and vampire can turn someone. You can turn into a Mermaid/Merman form, a Human form and a half form like Gilliweed(?) can give you gills and webbed hands and legs. (Applies to both Harry and Xander challenges). As things continue on, they give sanctuary to Slayers and Potentials that they activate. Xander never loses his eye(s) or any limbs. None of them do. Being in water can regenerate and heal Mermaids and Mermen. They run the Council from Atlantis by going back and forth. Slayers, Potentials and Watchers have the option to become Mermaids and Mermen. (The names in the challenge can go both ways, and are inter-changeable between Harry or Xander, just expanded to fit each specific worlds scenarios.) Xander and Harry are the leaders of their Cities and People. They also keep control of Atlantis when the SGC/Atlantis Expedition arrive.
Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > SG1/SGA/SGU, Buffy/Angel Crossovers Characters: None


Ok this bunnie was original for my HP/SG-1 group but then my Muse started to whisper what can Jack do that Xander can't do better.

So when you read Mini-Me or Jack switch it out for Xander. Or if you're really adventurous make it Mini-Me and Xander

Oh and figure Willow oops and deage Xander

This bunnie is inspired by Exposure, a Dark Fic! ( if you don't have an account)

After the 2 wizard war the population is too small to permit children who grew up in the Muggle world to decide if they want to go to magical school or not, so they simply kidnap them. (And in the story that inspire this fic they kidnap Harry's oldest daughter… BIG mistake)

So I was thinking that what if Mini-Me was not ages to about 15 but what if he was 11? What if he was kidnapped and sent to Hogwarts, where he meets all the other kidnapped children?

Jack being Jack is not please so what Jack does the best… irritate the piss out of everyone. Instead of calling the teachers professors he calls them kidnappers, Kidnapper Dumbledore, Kidnapper McGonagall and Torturer Snape. (Yes I know Snape and Dumbledore are dead but what would Hogwarts be without them? But you can write it without them). Jack refuses to do his homework and if he's made to do it write it in another language. He skips classes and detentions. He refuse to wear the school uniform.

The 'kidnappers' just sigh and put up with it since they know eventual Jack will realize that now one is coming to rescue him. Of course Jack know that more than his so called 'parents' know about him and even if they erased the memory of everyone at SGC there is still the President and Thor who knows about him and will ask about him. Plus if Jack can escape and make it to the American Embassy or just to a phone he can call the base and get them to come investigate how a kid know classified information.

Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Harry Potter Characters: None