Title: Here Geeky Geeky
Author: Starshinedogs
Fandom: Die Hard
Summary: just read to short for a summary
Type: Pre Slash
Rating: all ages may change
Sylum Fic: NO
Disclaimer: I don't own them them I’m just borrowing them for a while
** I blame this on Nicole Noone and Mac Taylor and the drinks from the Gumbo shop **

Word count 682


“ Here Geeky Geeky”

Echoed through the deserted office's, it was late at night and the geeks where playing some sort of bizarre version of hide and go seek. Consequently Matt Ferrell a.k.a Ferret, Frank Kaludis a.k.a Warlock, and Nana-Chan. Were not in their work room in fact John McClane was pretty sure that they where still in building but that was all he was certain off.

He had tried their cell phones and pagers, but when those went off he found them sitting on each of their desks. He then tried the P.A system but had no luck with that either so he was being forced to do a floor by floor search. He took the elevator to the top floor then locked them off and sent them to the basement, security had orders to report to him if they moved at all. Or if they actually spotted on of them on screen, they where to catch them and hold them till john arrived.

“ Here Geeky Geeky, I've got a fresh supply of Red Bull and donuts”

Still no answer but another floor eliminated, he really would prefer to be home with Matt either cooking dinner for them or indulging in a heavy duty kissing session. Prior to dragging Matt back to their bed room for some more positive re enforcement training. For all that he thought the the sensitivity training that HR made him and the other agents take was bull shit. But it seemed to work for he and Matt even though he had to come up with other methods for his other two geeks.

“ Here Geeky Geeky”

looking around he spotted a empty can of Red Bull sitting on a desk near by, scooping it up and dropping it in the trash can he continued his search. Soon he found a empty bottle of tang sitting on another desk, we the trail was getting warmer now but still not warm enough to net him his geeks.

“ Here Geeky Geeky I've got some chocolate ice cream”

Still no geeks but he did spot another empty can of red bull, this one was crushed in the middle meaning it was one of Warlock's cans and not Matt's.. turning the corner he found the flannel shirt that Matt had been wearing that morning when they left their apartment. Next he found one of Nana-Chan's Hello Kitty Barrettes laying in the middle of the hallway.

Looking around he spotted the sign for the swimming pool, giving a groan of disbelief he skipped searching the other floors and headed for the pool. He thought he had nipped that thought in the bud, the geeks where mad that the agents had ratted them out for skinny dipping in the pool late one night. Personally John had no problem with Matt going skinny dipping in the pool or even Nana-Chan going skinny dipping but Frankie on the other hand by law should be forbidden by law from skinny dipping anywhere on earth.

When he got to the pool area he found the geeks coming out of the showers. “You guys just had to do it didn't you, I told you that was a really bad idea but you just had to do it”

With a hangdog look on their faces the three looked at him, Frankie pushed Matt forward while he and Nana tried to hide behind him “We had to John they where gonna cut off our Twinkie supply and make us wear suits”.

Shaking his head John herded his geeks toward the elevators, once he got them on the elevator he called security. “I have the kids and am taking them home, so go ahead and sign us out for the evening”

“Agent McClane we will log you and the geeks out for the night”.

Heading out into the night John McClane could only thank good that Monday was a federal holiday, and by Monday the cleaning crew would have dealt with any traces the geeks had left behind in the prepping for their retaliatory strike

Title: Easter for Here Geeky Geeky
Author: Starshinedogs
Fandom: Die Hard
Summary: Setting up a Easter egg hunt for his geeks
Type: Slash
Rating: FRT
Sylum Fic: NO
Disclaimer: I don't own them them I’m just borrowing them for a while
** I blame this on Nicole Noone and Mac Taylor but this time the drinks from the Gumbo Shop are not to blame**

It was coming up on Easter, and Matt was insisting that he and John needed to do something for Easter other than having Easter dinner with Matt’s mother.

John was stumped for the better part of a week, until the delivery man misplaced the geeks order of Red Bull and Tang and other snack foods. In shock he watched them as they electronically searched the building, scanning the footage from the security camera’s until they located the missing delivery.

He cleared it with security before he started ordering the Easter egg’s for his geeks everything from new electronic gadgets and toys to vouchers for extra snacks, then hid the wrapped packages in the store room that belonged to security.

Early Easter morning John left Matt sleeping in their bed. While he snuck out and headed back to work, entering the building he collected his egg’s and started hiding them all over the building. Aided by the security officers on duty, who where turning the camera’s on and off in a random order. To make it harder on the geeks to track John’s course through the building. As well as hiding some of the egg’s themselves, before John headed back to his place.

Stripping out of his jeans and T shirt, John climbed back into bed. Immediately Matt wrapped him self around John’s larger frame.

“Done working out ?” He murmured into Johns shoulder, before falling back towards sleep.

“Finished one workout and am ready for my favorite cardio work out”

Sliding his hand under his pillow he grasped the tube of lube. Shifting Matt so that he was sprawled over his chest, he started running his hands up and down Matt’s back. Keeping him from falling totally back to sleep.

Parting his cheeks he applied a fresh layer of lube, before he pulled the plug from Matt’s body. Coating his fingers he gently stretched him, even through he was still fairly loose from their love making last night. Applying the excess to himself he capped the lube and slid it back under his pillow.

Holding himself steady he slid Matt down onto his erection, Inhaling he fought against coming too soon. Every time he entered Matt he was just as tight as the first time, as the urge to come subsided somewhat John took a deep breath.

John started petting and stroking Matt differently, earlier had been meant to soothe. this was meant to arouse him pinching a nipple  and then sucking on one of his earlobes. He started moving in and out of his lover, gradually increasing his speed.

He kept his eyes locked on Matt’s face, dazed brown eyes met his right before. Matt’s orgasm slammed through him, John’s swept through him a stoke later. As his heart rate returned to normal he kissed Matt, still dazed from his own climax. Rolling them over he pinned Matt in place.

“Happy Eater Matty”

“Happy Easter John”

John eased himself out of his lover, and moved to the edge of the bed.

“John come back to bed” cajoled Matt

Resisting the call of Matt’s body and the warm bed, he reached around his body and pulled a unresisting Matt into his lap.

“I thought you and the other geeks appreciate a geeks Easter egg hunt, it’s all set up we just need to get Warlock and Nana. To meet us outside the building at 10am”. Flipping his hair out of his eyes Matt looked at the clock.

“But it’s 9:30 now, we’re going to be late !” he squawked loudly. Scrambling out of John’s lap he bolted for the bathroom.

Grinning at the sight of Matt bouncing into the bathroom, and a handful of minutes bouncing right back out. He laughed as he headed for his own shower before herding Matt out the door, whispering “Here Geeky Geeky”