Imagine: The List
Fic posted by members of Vo's Imaginings YahooGroup


9th Doctor Jack ducks into the theater a minute, coming out with Greta's dvds that he hands to her. She kisses him on the cheek and heads to her room, the door opening automatically when she reaches it. The others head towards the front of the bus, Immortal Doctor and the others looking frantically around when they see the other TARDIS missing.

“Relax, we have a room here from earlier, she moved there while we were up on the roof.” 9th Doctor tells them. They sigh and smile as they unlock their TARDISES and walk inside, the Doctor throwing an arm around Jack's shoulders as they head for their room.

Meanwhile in Greta's home universe Strife starts cackling. Joxer sighs. “Oh come on, Greta hasn't even been there a whole day yet.”

Strife sniggers. “Danny-boy saw Josette's library.” Mini-Jack sighs, shaking his head. “Greta told him not to spend all night reading, when he didn't listen she tossed him over her shoulder and locked him in a spare room for six hours. He's gonna whine.”

“Let him.” Ares smirks. “That boy loses all track of time when he finds new books.”

“And rocks.” Mini-Jack snorts.

Strife rolls over and starts cackling again. “Now what did she do?” Ares sighs.

“Not Greta direc'ly, but the fallouts going ta be beautiful. Seems the principal of the school heard that two of the visitors were teenage girls, she's gonna go complain to Nathan about them not being in her school.”

“Greta would destroy the school,” Hades sighs. “All the while cackling about how the explosions were pretty, just like fireworks on the 4th. Josette would be there right with her, the critters dressed up in cheerleading outfits while she shook her pompoms and cheered her on.”

“Nathan's going to talk to Jo about it when he arrives at the guesthouse tomorrah.” Strife cackles. “She'll just look at him and ask if the school needs to be rebuilt that bad, there'd have to be better excuses to demolish it than pissing off Greta. Then she'll give him her 'you're an idiot, I'm leaving before I shoot you' look and walk away.”

“Then Buck will make a crack about giving Greta too much Mountain Dew and/or Chocolate, she could bounce the school to death.”

“Get her in the middle of an insomnia cycle, she'll growl the building to death.” Mini-Jack snorts.

“Get her in the middle of an insomnia cycle and have some medical idiot keep her from drinking coffee.” House cackles from his corner. Everybody in the room shudders. “Are you trying to destroy that poor town?” Hera asks. “Remember, you live there as well.” House looks interested.

“You moved there about six months ago with Chase and Wilson.” Ares says.

“Nice to know I'm with them there too.” he smirks.

“And you're raising an eight month old baby with his other father, Nathan Stark.” Strife says in a smug voice. House chokes on the sip of coffee he'd just drunk. Strife smirks smugly, “Payback for the Greta without coffee in the middle of an insomnia cycle idea.”

“Children.” Hera sighs, rolling her eyes.

“Yes, Mommy, we'll be good.” Strife and House say in sing-song voices. Suddenly House starts bouncing, everybody turns to look at him, almost afraid of what he'll come up with next.

“Get Greta and Josette on their cycles and keep the chocolate away from them.” He cackles.

“James, Robert, will one of you please come and fuck your husband into exhaustion. He's obviously been working too hard, he's going strange.” Hera calls. “Because forget just the school, forget the town, they'd destroy the entire State! And cackle like Strife on a power rush the entire time.”

Wilson leans against the door of the hall. “Going strange? He's been strange.” He looks at his husband. “What are you doing this time?”

“You know Greta, Josette, and the boys are over in that other universe right?” Ares asks. Wilson nods. “Well, it seems that the principal of Eureka's school found out there's a couple of teen girls among the visitors and want them in school, at least while they're there.”

Wilson nods, then moans. “They need a new school that bad or just don't want to pay to demolish it?”

House and Strife cackle, leaning against each other. “We've been figuring out how many ways Greta could destroy it.” Hades rolls his eyes at the children. “So far it's been give Greta chocolate and let her bounce it to death, get her in the middle of a insomnia cycle and let her growl it to pieces, get her in the middle of an insomnia cycle and have somebody medical deny her coffee.” Wilson whimpers. “And Gregory just came up the the idea of Greta and Josette in the middle of their cycles without any chocolate.”

Wilson turns around and heads for the door, shaking his head.

“And where do you think you're going? I told you to go fuck that nonsense out of your husband's mind.” Hera orders.

“I'm only one person, there's no way in Hell I can fuck that much insanity out of Gregory without killing myself.” Wilson snorts. “And I don't want to leave Chase a single parent when you kill Gregory for being annoying.”

The sound of House and Strife cackling follows him out of the building.

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