Did I really see what I think I saw? by josette grover

Story Notes:

I put the blame firmly for this one on a number of sylum listsibs. Bev, who first mentioned that the robot in the end of the movie looked just like Horatio when he stood there over the city, all he needed was his hands on his hips and a pair of sunglasses, Tony/Sam who wrote a hilarious Supernatural/Transformers snippet, and Faramir and Draco who fed the bunny till he's ready to burst and pushed the brat in my direction.

Author's Chapter Notes:

Disclaimer: If you recognize them, I don't own them Fandom: CSI Miami

Calleigh's leaning against the wall, not even blinking as she stares out towards the ocean. Alexx walks towards her, patting her on the cheek when she gets within reach. Almost without knowing it, Calleigh turns towards her, her eyes dull with shock.

“Sugar, are you okay?” Alexx asks worriedly, trying to get her to sit down on the gurney she'd pulled from her morgue wagon. “Come on sugar, sit down. It's okay, everything's going to be okay.”

Calleigh allows herself to be led to the gurney and sat down. “Alexx, did I really see what I think I saw?”

“If you mean H's hummer turning into a 50 foot tall robot, grabbing Stetler by the collar and punting him into the middle of the ocean? Yup.” Eric says from his spot on the bumper of the van. He looks over at where H and Speed are standing and snickers. The hummer/robot is standing there with his hands where his hips should be glaring down at H, who's got his hands on his hips, sunglasses on his face, glaring up at him. “All the Hummer needs is a giant pair of sunglasses and they could be twins.”

“Well, you know the old saying about people and their pets looking like each other.” Ryan says, looking over at the pair and snickering as Speed leans against the wall, whooping with laughter. Both man and machine turn their attention on him and he snickers again at the dual glares. “Come on Calleigh, let me take you home. Today was supposed to be your day off anyway.” Ryan puts a hand under Calleigh's arm, helping her stand up.

“I thought you had court today?” Eric asks, looking over as he starts processing the scene.

“Canceled, one of the attorneys went into labor.” He leads Calleigh towards his hummer, pausing when Calleigh begins to poke the vehicle. “You're a real hummer, right? You're not going to turn into a robot right?” The hummer beeps and she jumps a foot, swearing when Eric pulls a remote from his pocket and silences the beeping horn. “Delko, I'm going to kill you!” She says as she takes off after the laughing Cuban.

“Think she's really going to kill him?” Speed asks, looking at the pair.

“No, Eric has a lot of experience running from angry women, he'll get away. . . for now. She'll get even later.” Horatio says calmly.

The End.

josette grover is the author of 205 other stories.
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This story is part of the series, Humorous Deathfics. The previous story in the series is Okay, where did the elephant come from?. The next story in the series is Why Horatio really brings the Hummer home every night.

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Did I really see what I think I saw? by josette grover [Reviews - 2] Table of Contents - Text Size + Story Notes: I put the blame firmly for this one on a number of sylum listsibs. Bev, who first mentioned that the robot in the end of the movie looked just like Horatio when he stood there over the city, all he needed was his hands on his hips and a pair of sunglasses, Tony/Sam who wrote a hilarious Supernatural/Transformers snippet, and Faramir and Draco who fed the bunny till he's ready to burst and pushed the brat in my direction. Author's Chapter Notes: Disclaimer: If you recognize them, I don't own them Fandom: CSI Miami Calleigh's leaning against the wall, not even blinking as she stares out towards the ocean. Alexx walks towards her, patting her on the cheek when she gets within reach. Almost without knowing it, Calleigh turns towards her, her eyes dull with shock. “Sugar, are you okay?” Alexx asks worriedly, trying to get her to sit down on the gurney she'd pulled from her morgue wagon. “Come on sugar, sit down. It's okay, everything's going to be okay.” Calleigh allows herself to be led to the gurney and sat down. “Alexx, did I really see what I think I saw?” “If you mean H's hummer turning into a 50 foot tall robot, grabbing Stetler by the collar and punting him into the middle of the ocean? Yup.” Eric says from his spot on the bumper of the van. He looks over at where H and Speed are standing and snickers. The hummer/robot is standing there with his hands where his hips should be glaring down at H, who's got his hands on his hips, sunglasses on his face, glaring up at him. “All the Hummer needs is a giant pair of sunglasses and they could be twins.” “Well, you know the old saying about people and their pets looking like each other.” Ryan says, looking over at the pair and snickering as Speed leans against the wall, whooping with laughter. Both man and machine turn their attention on him and he snickers again at the dual glares. “Come on Calleigh, let me take you home. Today was supposed to be your day off anyway.” Ryan puts a hand under Calleigh's arm, helping her stand up. “I thought you had court today?” Eric asks, looking over as he starts processing the scene. “Canceled, one of the attorneys went into labor.” He leads Calleigh towards his hummer, pausing when Calleigh begins to poke the vehicle. “You're a real hummer, right? You're not going to turn into a robot right?” The hummer beeps and she jumps a foot, swearing when Eric pulls a remote from his pocket and silences the beeping horn. “Delko, I'm going to kill you!” She says as she takes off after the laughing Cuban. “Think she's really going to kill him?” Speed asks, looking at the pair. “No, Eric has a lot of experience running from angry women, he'll get away. . . for now. She'll get even later.” Horatio says calmly. The End. josette grover is the author of 205 other stories. This story is a favorite of 1 members. Members who liked Did I really see what I think I saw? also liked 67 other stories. This story is part of the series, Humorous Deathfics. The previous story in the series is Okay, where did the elephant come from?. The next story in the series is Why Horatio really brings the Hummer home every night. You must login (register) to review.

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