Evil Author's Day: A little help from my friends by samsas

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Author's Disclaimer:

I do not own any of the characters, movies, TV shows, companies, books, comics, photo's, anime, cartoons, music or other copy righted materials not listed. Used in the writing of the fan fiction posted here. I only claim ownership of original characters and plot.

No money, jewels, gold or other monetary assets were gain from the writing of this fan fiction. All works have not been edited by individuals other than myself, expect spelling errors, grammar errors and possible random rants in odd directions.

The author is also not a profuse writer and suffers from Adulting and ADD, she really misses her sanity some days. This would be author has mostly-retired.

Little four year old Harry closed his eyes and wished really really hard. It wasn't the first he had made this wish but some times if he tried really hard things happen. Things his Aunt and Uncle didn't like at all leading to him being punished and called names. Which is why he had waited until they had both gone to bed before closing his eyes tightly, to make his wish one more time.

"I wish!"

At the exact same moment within the multi-verse, Dr. Nefari pointed imperiously at a minion.

"You!'

The small yellow being dressed in blue overalls looked around, before blinking two large eyes and pointing a glove clad finger at himself.

"Moi?"

"Yes you."

The elder gadgeteer beckoned impatiently.

"I have need of your assistance."

Smiling happy the minion saluted.

"OK!"

Five minutes later found the two humming along with the elevator music as it made it way down eleven floors, entering the practical testing area of the underground laboratory. The tiny entity looked around ohhing and ahhing at all the shinny toys.

"Ba-boy!"

"What? No! Leave that alone and come stand right over there."

"Awwww..."

Dragging his feet over in front of a large ray gun, Phil looked down and pointed at the floor."

"Ere?"

Looking up distractedly from behind the machinery, the eccentric inventor nodded.

"Yes, right there on top of the big red X. That's a good fellow, this won't hurt a bit."

Flipping the switch the scientist listen as the generators gathered power with a manic grin. That was until automatic warning system kicked in and the safety gauges swung to red.

"Alert! Alert! Error! Error! Abort!"

The whining continued to build.

"Oh Dear..."

P-Taff!

Phil looked up with only enough time to utter a single uh-oh before being hit with a beam of blue and yellow energy.

Kboom!

In a small cramp and dirty cupboard under the stairs a portal suddenly opens.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

Phil yells as he falls, flailing his arms vigorously. Which incredibly halts his decent until he hovers above the floor before plopping down face first. Hearing a small giggle, he turned over to see a little boy peeking curiously over the edge of small cot at him. Lifting up an arm he waved tentatively.

"Bello?"

Meanwhile Dr. Nefario pulls himself up from the rubble. Reaching down to his wrist he shut off his personal safety shield. Giving it a fond pat.

"One of my best idea's ever."

Looking around the destroyed lab he sighed.

"Thirty-two trial applications and thirty-two failures."

Shaking his head, he looks down finally admitting defeat.

"Curse you quantum mechanics!"

The End.

samsas is the author of 37 other stories.

This story is part of the series, Into the Void: Evil Author's Day and Drabble Collection. The previous story in the series is Reassignment (BTVS/Star Trek). The next story in the series is Evil Author's Day: Minnified.

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Evil Author's Day: A little help from my friends by samsas [Reviews - 0] Table of Contents - Text Size + Story Notes: Author's Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, movies, TV shows, companies, books, comics, photo's, anime, cartoons, music or other copy righted materials not listed. Used in the writing of the fan fiction posted here. I only claim ownership of original characters and plot. No money, jewels, gold or other monetary assets were gain from the writing of this fan fiction. All works have not been edited by individuals other than myself, expect spelling errors, grammar errors and possible random rants in odd directions. The author is also not a profuse writer and suffers from Adulting and ADD, she really misses her sanity some days. This would be author has mostly-retired. Little four year old Harry closed his eyes and wished really really hard. It wasn't the first he had made this wish but some times if he tried really hard things happen. Things his Aunt and Uncle didn't like at all leading to him being punished and called names. Which is why he had waited until they had both gone to bed before closing his eyes tightly, to make his wish one more time. "I wish!" At the exact same moment within the multi-verse, Dr. Nefari pointed imperiously at a minion. "You!' The small yellow being dressed in blue overalls looked around, before blinking two large eyes and pointing a glove clad finger at himself. "Moi?" "Yes you." The elder gadgeteer beckoned impatiently. "I have need of your assistance." Smiling happy the minion saluted. "OK!" Five minutes later found the two humming along with the elevator music as it made it way down eleven floors, entering the practical testing area of the underground laboratory. The tiny entity looked around ohhing and ahhing at all the shinny toys. "Ba-boy!" "What? No! Leave that alone and come stand right over there." "Awwww..." Dragging his feet over in front of a large ray gun, Phil looked down and pointed at the floor." "Ere?" Looking up distractedly from behind the machinery, the eccentric inventor nodded. "Yes, right there on top of the big red X. That's a good fellow, this won't hurt a bit." Flipping the switch the scientist listen as the generators gathered power with a manic grin. That was until automatic warning system kicked in and the safety gauges swung to red. "Alert! Alert! Error! Error! Abort!" The whining continued to build. "Oh Dear..." P-Taff! Phil looked up with only enough time to utter a single uh-oh before being hit with a beam of blue and yellow energy. Kboom! In a small cramp and dirty cupboard under the stairs a portal suddenly opens. "Ahhhhh!!!" Phil yells as he falls, flailing his arms vigorously. Which incredibly halts his decent until he hovers above the floor before plopping down face first. Hearing a small giggle, he turned over to see a little boy peeking curiously over the edge of small cot at him. Lifting up an arm he waved tentatively. "Bello?" Meanwhile Dr. Nefario pulls himself up from the rubble. Reaching down to his wrist he shut off his personal safety shield. Giving it a fond pat. "One of my best idea's ever." Looking around the destroyed lab he sighed. "Thirty-two trial applications and thirty-two failures." Shaking his head, he looks down finally admitting defeat. "Curse you quantum mechanics!" The End. samsas is the author of 37 other stories. This story is part of the series, Into the Void: Evil Author's Day and Drabble Collection. The previous story in the series is Reassignment (BTVS/Star Trek). The next story in the series is Evil Author's Day: Minnified. You must login (register) to review.

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