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Hacking his way through the last of the thorn wall, Jack Harkness gazed upon his goal. Sheathing his sword, he swaggered up to the base of the stone tower calling up in a clear baritone voice.
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair ~!"
"Ack!"
Only to have to dive for cover as a chair was thrown from the tower window above!.
Xander was pissed, no he was way beyond pissed. Glaring at the guy below he growled as the man leaped to the side, avoiding the chair he had tossed down at him.
"Look I don't know who the hell your suppose to be but just go the hell away!"
" I'm not a freaking girl and I don't need some moon eyed moron to rescue me!"
Waving a hand at the man.
"Shoo go away, go find some princess to save from a dragon or whatever."
Standing Jack sent an appreciative gazed over the handsome youth in the tower above. Well, well, well he thought. Plastering on his most charming grin he called up to the window above.
"I can see you are no maiden, my handsome lad."
Giving his eyebrows a waggle.
"Perhaps you would lower your hair, so that we could become better acquainted?"
His smile becoming lecherous in nature.
Xander gazed down at the man in aggravated disbelief. Reaching back blindly he sending down a barrage of items pelting the man and sending him running towards the safety of the thorn wall. Turning from the window with a huff, Xander slid down the wall with a scow. Watching as all the items thrown from the room magically reappeared in pristine condition.
"Stupid Willow, stupid fairy tale"
