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I'm not cruel. I'm just evil.

All the good males are either involved, gay or fictional characters


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Challenges by Lady FoxFire
Summary:

Xander's after graduation trip didn't end up Oxnard.

After his car was fixed, he restarted his trip with a letter of recommendation from the club's own along with address to stop in if Xander made it up to Los Angeles. The address being another male strip club in which Xander can pick up some extra cash if he needs it.

What the owner of the club did or did not know is that the club he sent Xander to was a place that was used to feed the need of new prostitutes or the white slavery rings.

Luckily for Xander the place was raided by the FBI before the club owner could sell him to the white slavery ring or get him addicted to drugs and perform for the clients in the club.

While Don Eppes was taking Xander's statement his father Alan Eppes stops in. Alan looks at Xander and notices how much the young man remind him of what he looks like when he was that age and then Xander mentions his mother's name….

~*~

It turns out Alan had a night of weakness and slept with Xander's mother and Xander is Alan's son.


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other TV Characters: None
Summary:

Xander has been Jack O'Neill's illegitimate son. Xander has been Charlie O'Neill who death had been faked as he was spirited away. Xander has been O'Neill's son who was created by aliens Hell Xander has even been Jack's father!

But what if Xander was Jack's twin brother?

Now before you say that's impossible hear me out.

Loki created Xander and Jack in a lab in the hope of finding the answer to save his people. Having implanted the zygote that would become Jack, Loki froze the Xander zygote for future testing and implantation.

Fast forward to the present (or sometime during either show) Jack learns that a teenager/young man has his exact DNA. Fearing a NID/Alien plot, Jack goes to investigate.

How Jack learns that Xander shares his DNA is up to the writer but I do have a couple suggestions.

1) The Initiative wanting to know what long-term exposure to the Hellmouth has on a human takes samples from unknowing subjects. During testing it is discover that Xander's DNA matches Jack's. (This is assuming that the Initiative is part of NID)

2) Xander is found injured and suffering from amnesia. Hoping for a match the local police summit a sample of Xander's DNA to the FBI. What they got was not what they were expecting.


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > SG1/SGA/SGU Characters: None
Summary:

Gibbs has been Xander's daddy, so has Tony but the one thing little Xander needs is a Mommy.

While investigating a case Team Gibbs stumbled across and illegal military operation to create better soldiers. One of the test subjects was a baby boy who the caregivers had been calling Alexander 'Xander'.

Abby was pressed into service to discover who the test subjects belong to but when she tested little Xander's DNA she let out such a scream that it brought a number of agents racing to her lab with their weapons in hand.

It turns out that at some point in her life someone stole some of Abby's eggs, then someone combined Gibbs and Tony DNA together. From there they combined half of the Gibbs/Tony mix with Abby's egg and we get baby Xander - future super-genius Marine with an awesome immune system.

(I can't see She Who Barks liking the idea of Gibbs and Tony coming together in any form or fashion. She might try to split the team up since Gibbs and Tony share a child… grandchild to be exact)

And who will raise little Xander? I can't see any of them not wanting to be parts of little Xander's life including Uncle Ducky and Uncle McGee.

(Please no threesome. I mean I will accept it that's what your Muse want but I prefer Gibbs/Tony)


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > CSI/NCIS Characters: None
Summary:

Xander is running a high fever and is delusional. So it's during this state that he decides to take on the horrible and dreaded Dryer Monster since it keeps eating his socks and boxers.

~*~

If the Dryer Monster really exist is up to whoever takes this bunnie


Categories: Buffy/Angel Stories Characters: None
Summary:

Ok I need to past this bunnie along before I start crying.

OK somehow Xander and Angel's soul has switched places and it can't be undone. (See this post grad and before Angel and Queen C get together)

Now Angel has a new Xander suit and he can be with Slutty... I mean Buffy. He can walk under the sun and grow old with Buffy now.

Of course Xander is now wearing the Angel suit and is now forced to watch his body walk with Buffy, hold Buffy and kiss Buffy; everything he once dreamed of doing with her.

As usual everyone expect for Spike ignore Xander, they're too wrapped up in the happiness that is Angel and Buffy.

In the end Xander travels to the east coast, to Miami to escape from his friends. One day he decides to watch the sun rise one last time.


Categories: Buffy/Angel Stories Characters: None
Summary:

On the Earth date of July 16, 2004 the first people to walk the halls Atlantis arrived in this nearly forgotten city. As they explored the city the found nothing but deserted rooms and labs but they were overlooking one simple thing. You see they weren't alone.

Spying one the men and women from Earth was a lone man. His brown hair was long and in desperate need of a cut; his clothing were nearly thread bare from use but it was his eyes that was the most tailing. His brown eyes would track each and every person who past his hiding spot, judging them, seeing if they were real or his imagination.

~*~

Sometime before the First Evil, Xander is transported to Atlantis with no way to return home. He is left to figure out a way to survive in the city alone. Since he had the ATA gene is able to move around the city and use what he could.


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > SG1/SGA/SGU Characters: None
Summary:

What is Xander was one of the Y.E.D. choosen children? What if when Xander was 6 months Xander's parents took him to see Grandma? What if one the night 6 months after his birth, Xander's parents went on a date/seeing friends while Grandma baby sat? What if there was a fire in the nursey and Grandma died but Xander survived only to return to Sunnydale with his parents?

Now 22 yrs later Xander has been kidnapped by the Y.E.D. and brought to Cold Oak to fight the other children for the title of General. But the thing the Y.E.D. didn't know was that his 'spell' on Xander was wrapped by the energy of the Hellmouth. And another thing that the Y.E.D. didn't know... it's not a good thing to piss off Xander.


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Supernatural Characters: None
Summary:

Ok this bunnie was original for my HP/SG-1 group but then my Muse started to whisper what can Jack do that Xander can't do better.

So when you read Mini-Me or Jack switch it out for Xander. Or if you're really adventurous make it Mini-Me and Xander

Oh and figure Willow oops and deage Xander

This bunnie is inspired by Exposure, a Dark Fic! http://bobmin.fanficauthors.net/Exposure_a_Dark_Fic/Chapter_1/ (http://www.fanficauthors.net/ if you don't have an account)

After the 2 wizard war the population is too small to permit children who grew up in the Muggle world to decide if they want to go to magical school or not, so they simply kidnap them. (And in the story that inspire this fic they kidnap Harry's oldest daughter… BIG mistake)

So I was thinking that what if Mini-Me was not ages to about 15 but what if he was 11? What if he was kidnapped and sent to Hogwarts, where he meets all the other kidnapped children?

Jack being Jack is not please so what Jack does the best… irritate the piss out of everyone. Instead of calling the teachers professors he calls them kidnappers, Kidnapper Dumbledore, Kidnapper McGonagall and Torturer Snape. (Yes I know Snape and Dumbledore are dead but what would Hogwarts be without them? But you can write it without them). Jack refuses to do his homework and if he's made to do it write it in another language. He skips classes and detentions. He refuse to wear the school uniform.

The 'kidnappers' just sigh and put up with it since they know eventual Jack will realize that now one is coming to rescue him. Of course Jack know that more than his so called 'parents' know about him and even if they erased the memory of everyone at SGC there is still the President and Thor who knows about him and will ask about him. Plus if Jack can escape and make it to the American Embassy or just to a phone he can call the base and get them to come investigate how a kid know classified information.


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Harry Potter Characters: None
Summary:

Ok this is a baby bunnie and not a full blown bunnie

Time adjustments are required.

The Scoobies on their way toward Cleveland after the fall of Sunnydale pass through Peoria, IL where they meet a young policeman by the name of Tony DiNozzo and a friendship is made.

Over the years they have maintained their long distance friendship.

Now depending on how you want to play this you could have a director find out about Tony's friendship with the Council and try to use it for political gain or view Tony as being friends with terrorist. You could also have Council come to visit NCIS and the director making a big thing about it only to have them snub him/her.


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > CSI/NCIS Characters: None
Summary: Dean throws his bag into the trunk of his car when a young female voice said
from behind him, "What kind of car is that?"

Dean spins around to see a young girl about 9 yr. old watching him. "It's a
1967 Chevy Impala," he replies.

"It looks brand new," the girl says. "Is it a replica or vintage? My big
sister Faith says there are some guys out there who have replica of car they had
when they were young because their hair have moved from their heads to their
back and their engines need a little blue pill to turn over anymore. Why does
an engine need a pill? I thought car ran on gas?"

"Hey Dean," Sam said as he came around the Impala and put his bag in the trunk,
"who's your friend?"

"Samantha," the girl replied. "I was asking him about his car. My big sister
Faith says that the 1967 Shelby Mustang GT 350 is the best car on the road."

"Ahhh, I'm going to go pay our bill," Sam said as he retreated tot he motel
office.

"Well while I will admit that the Shelby Mustang is a sweet car it's nothing
compared to my baby," Dean said as he waves his brother off.

"Hey Sammy, did you find him?" another young girl said as she ran up to
Samantha.

"It's Samantha, Deanna" the first girl said in disgust.

The second girl snorted. "I'll start call you Samantha when you start calling
me Dee. And you never answered my question."

"I've been here talking to Dean the whole time," Samantha said as he pointed at
Dean.

Dee looked at Samantha for a moment in confusion before saying, "Ohhhhh."

Samantha shook her head. "Sorry Dean," she said. "This is going to hurt you
more than us,"

"Huh?" Dean said before everything went dark.

"Got to love magic taser," Dee said as she put something back into her pocket.
"Are you sure this is the right guy."

"Yeap," Samantha replied as she grabbed Dean's legs. "He was exactly were the
spell said he would be."

"Okay," Dee replied grabbing the Dean's head and shoulder before they vanish
with a pop.

"Okay, Dean. We're ready to go," Sam said as he walked out of the motel office
towards the Impale. "Dean? Hey Dean?"

~*~

Samantha, Dee and an unconscious Dean appeared in a room with a few other men
already there.

"Let's put him on the bed," Dee said as he carried Dean over of one of the empty
beds.

"Ladies," one of the men said as he walked over to the girls.

"Hi, Horatio," Dee said happily. "How are you feeling? No upset stomach or
headaches? I know that some people get them when we use the taser on them."

"No. No I'm fine as are the others," Caine replied. "And who is that?"

"This is Dean," Dee replied. "We had to taser him too.

"There is only 5 here. Where is Tammy and Bee's target?" Samantha asked.

"They're having a hard time getting to him because he's in court. They're
waiting until he's dismissed to grab him," Dee replied.

"How long will that take?" Samantha demanded.

"Until the court find the bad guy guilty. Come on we don't want the bad guy
to go free. Xander would be upset," Dee replied.

"And don't you think this Xander will be upset with you kidnapping us?" a young
man with sandy brown hair and green eyes asked.

"And you are?" Samantha demanded.

"Special Agent Tony DiNozzo, NCIS," the young man replied.

"Nice to meet you, Tony. I'm Samantha and this is Deanna," Samantha said

"It's Dee," Dee growled.

Samantha rolled her eyes. "And Xander won't be upset after all we're under
orders."

"Orders?" Caine said. "You're under orders to kidnap people."

"Pretty much."

"Yeah."

"And who gave you these orders?" Caine asked.

"The President," Dee replied.

"The President of what?" Caine said.

"The President of the United States," Samantha said.

"The President of the United States told you to kidnap us," Caine said
carefully.

"Yeap," Samantha replied.

"Well not exactly," Dee admitted, "The President said that someone should get
Xander laid and we used magic to find the best person to get Xander laid, which
was all of you. And since we knew Xander won't go to you especially with
everything he has to do for us, we brought you here."
Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other TV, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > CSI/NCIS, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Supernatural Characters: None
Summary:

One night Xander Harris dress up for Halloween in some old fatigues that had previously been owned by one John Eric Winchester. That night when Ethan Rayne called upon Janus to power the spell that he has cast on the costume; John's soul and sub-conscious were sucked into Xander's body.

Many years have past since that night and John forgot all about it, chalking it up to a head injury he received while fighting some evil creature. So when John called up Y.E.D. to save Dean's life in exchange for his own life, soul, and the Colt he never thought that someone else had prior claim on his souls.

To put it simply John was a little pissed off when he woke up after his death to find himself in he body of a younger man with one eye, surrounded by a bunch of teenage girls with a voice in the back on his head cursing in a number of different languages.


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Supernatural Characters: None
Summary: With the Necromonger threatening to rebel Elemental Aereon finally
convinces Riddick to visit a mystic to seek out a way to rein in the
Necromonger.

The mystic tells Riddick that he must take a group of
hand picked men the land that guards the doorway to the Underverse.
There he must find the Dawn who will lead him to the Night. Riddick
must be granted access to the Night's heart for only then can he save
the Night from those gifted with Death, who would destroy the Night.
Only then with Dawn at his side and wrapped in the arms of Night can
Riddick and his men return to their home.
Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other Movie Characters: None
Summary:

In the universe Riddick comes from demons are very rare but the do exist, so when Riddick he is unprepared for them. After a furious battle the demons are able to capture Riddick and bring him back to their universe.

The New Watchers has sent Xander to a demon flea market to pick up supplies for Willow since Anya's willed him all her boons which allows him to walk through the market without harm. While there he catches a scent that seems to pull on what was left of the hyena in him. Following his nose, Xander comes upon the slave/pet section of the market where he witness a group of demons try to deal with a injured slave who was trying to escape. Xander watches as the demons are finally able to subdue the slave and gets him back into his cage.

Approaching one of the demons Xander learns that his slave has been a problem for them since he was captured. And that they're about ready to kill him and lose any profit they would have made by selling him then deal with him much longer since the demon doubts that anyone will buy him.

Since this slave is the source of the smell Xander followed, he decides in a fit of madness to buy him. The only thing he has to figure out is how to get his new slave to come with him.


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other Movie Characters: None
Summary:

Blair wakes up to find himself on a stone alter, his arms stretches out above his head and his legs firmly tied down.

"Umm… hello?" he called out. "Ah could I get some help here?"

"I see you're finally awake," a female voice said.

Blair raised his head and looked in the direction of the voice. Spying a figure in a hood robe, he smiles tentively.

"Umm… hi. Could you help me?" He said. "I seem to be all tied up."

"I could," the voice said as the clocked figure moved closer, "but if I did that you might try to escape and that would be bad."

Blair licked his lips nervously. "And why would that be bad. I mean me escaping, why would that be bad?"

"Because then I couldn't sacrifice you," the voice purred.

"Sacrifice me?" Blair squeaked. "Why do you want to sacrifice me?"

"So he will love me," the cloaked figure replied as she starts to lay items, like a very big knife out on a table.

"Ah… and who is he?" Blair asks as he pulled at the binding.

"Xander Harris, of course," the figure said in a matter of fact tone of voice. "Once he's mine then we can rule the world together. Won't that be nice?"

Blair's mouth opens as he tried to figure out an answer to that. Closed. Opened. And then close once again.

The figure picked up the big knife and started towards Blair. "Now I would l give you something so you don't feel anything while I cut your heart out but if I did that then the spell might not work."

~*~

Who saves Blair (if he is saved) is up to whoever takes this fic.

If Ellison saves him I would expect him to look into who Xander Harris is.

If Xander saves Blair, I would expect Ellison and Xander to face off about Xander's girlfriend trying to sacrifice Blair.


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other TV Characters: None
Summary:

Oh I will admit I'm not a fan of Major Sam Carter. The writers of StarGate SG-1 had a chance to create a strong female character but they failed and made her into a plot hole fixer. Need a way to escape a death trap, Carter will do it. Need something fixed… Carter will do it. Need someone to kick but and take name… go see Teal'c.

Xander is arrested for the murder of Major Sam Carter. The reason being the murder is she was a demon.

Carter's breed of demon likes to collect men mostly as their personal harem. They find a male they like and they decide to keep them close by. Any other female who gets close to their males are either drive off or killed.

For example shortly after meeting Daniel Jackson his wife, Sha're is kidnapped by the Gou'ald and is eventual killed. Teal'c loses the two women in this life that he came to love. She even influence Colonel O'Neill, driving away any other women so he was centered more on her.

So when Xander stumble across her as she tried to remove another threat to her harem, he killed her. Now he has to convince the military that he was the good guy


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > SG1/SGA/SGU Characters: None
Summary:

What if Xander was changed into a baby again and someone wished that he could have good parents. So this time Xander gets Colonel Jack O'Neill (Stargate) and Angus MacGyver (MacGyver)

The Scoobies explain that Dr Maggie Walsh was experimenting which creating perfect soldiers for the military and when she had discover two men who looked almost exactly alike but were in no way related she had to 'breed' them. They go one to explain how they were not the only ones to have this done to them and that many of the other have taken their children and fled.

The group also explains that they have named the child Alexander 'Xander' in honor of their friend who fell in the battle while guarding the babies.

So now you have MacGyver, Jack and a baby who might remember everything about his previous life trying to figure out what's next.


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > SG1/SGA/SGU, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other TV Characters: None
Summary:

For Halloween Xander dresses up and the generic soldier, he even has dog tags. Dog Tags that once belonged to Snake Eyes.

Once the spell end Xander kept all the skills and knowledge that Snake Eyes had at that time, including all the knowledge and secrets Snake Eyes has about GI Joe.

Now being an honorable man Xander wrote to Snake Eyes to warn the older man about himself and to ask for advice. Snake Eyes remember some of what happened that night decided to keep quiet about Xander and start to writing back and forth with Xander.

Of course the problem with secrets is that eventual someone will find out about the secret and in this case Cobra does. Cobra Commander orders the capture of Xander Harris. Of course once GI Joe finds about this plan they also send people to Sunnydale to protect Xander and find out why Cobra wants him.

So now it is a race to see who gets to Xander first and to see who can survive Sunnyhell.


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other Movie Characters: None
Summary: Time adjusted bunnie

Caitlin "Kate" Todd has been on of Xander's girl before aging out of being a
Slayer. She left the Council to join the U.S. Secret Service and eventually
NCIS.

So when Kate had been killed by Ari Haswari, Xander decided to investigate. It
turns out that Ari did not turned rogue but was ordered to kill Kate by his
father and half sister.

When Kate had been a Slayer she had interfered with a plan that Eli David was
conducting. While Kate was untouchable as a Slayer and then as a Secret Service
agent she wasn't untouchable as a NCIS agent, so he set his children after her.

Ari had been a loyal undercover Mossad agent inside Al-Qaeda but he wanted out
because some people were starting to suspect him, so he had asked that he be
pulled from mission. His father had agreed once he did one last job in the
United States. Ziva, his sister feed him false information about Todd, making
him agree she was a danger to Israel and Israel's allies therefore he killed
her. With Gibbs after him Ziva killed Ari so he couldn't tell Gibbs anything
that could lead back to her or her father.

But one thing Eli David forgot was once someone was a Xander's girl, they are
always one of Xander's girl and Xander take care of his own.

~*~

I am not a Ziva fan so I can see her as being a willing player in the death of
Kate Todd and her brother Ari.

So as I'm writing out this bunnie I can picture Xander being a sniper and
killing Ziva, he then waits for Gibbs to come find him. Once in interrogation
he can tell Gibbs about how Ziva and her father planned Kate's and Ari's death.
I also figure that Xander has diplomatic immunity across the globe

I can also see Riley showing up to see what Xander did this time.
Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > CSI/NCIS Characters: None
Summary:

OK here is a different twist to my SOLD to the Armenians bunnie. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/imaginings/message/29803

What is Willow as usual Opps while casting a spell and accidentally de-aged Xander. Now before she tells anyone else what happens (or after she makes them forget) she's approached by a group who offers to take Xander off her hands in return for some dark magic (Sorry any Willow lover, she's an addict and would easily trade anything for her next hit)

Of course Willow takes the deal after having the group who offer the trade promise to take Xander off the Hellmouth to someplace safe.

Now if the group who traded with Willow are good guys they might transport Xander across dimension to the Stargate Universe. Can you imagine if the city of Atlantis took little Xander in?

If they're bad guys you might have little Xander being rescued by CSI Miami crew or CSI New York before being sacrificed in some dark ritual.

Or if they're the mad scientist types, have Gibbs and his team rescues him.


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers Characters: None
Summary:

This bunnie goes well with any fic but I think it would be best with CSI Miami or maybe Magnificent Seven.

Time adjustment needed for this fic.

What if Tony Harris had really sold his son to some Armenians? What if while returning their new 'son' home they stopped in Miami (or wherever) and for whatever reason (FBI raid, car accident, murder) the police find young Xander bound and gagged.

Now Xander being the smart kid he is refuses to tell anyone his full name and since the Harris never reported Xander missing, the police are left with a mystery.

What will happen to Xander? Will the police ever learn the truth about who he is and what happened to him?

Note: Xander never told anyone how old he was when Tony tried to sell him, so it would be up to the author to decide.


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > CSI/NCIS, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Mag7 Characters: None
Summary:

In most stories that I read concerning the effect Soldier Boy had on Xander it was stated that Soldier Boy was in the background of Xander's mind, a guiding force.

So today I got thinking what if it wasn't Soldier Boy who was in the background but Xander... When the spell ended on everyone else it didn't stop for Xander or it did but Soldier Boy's present slowly took over Xander?


Categories: Non Buffy/Angel Crossovers Characters: None
Summary:

"Ladies, gentlemen and gentle being, welcome to the first annual hero strip poker competition," a human appear woman said as an introduction. "I am Erin your host for this little event."

"Now I know you're wondering what exactly is hero strip poker," Erin said as she hit a switch. A wall ascended reviewing a room in which a number of good looking men seem to trying to find a way out. "As you can see I have collected a number of the best heroes from across the global for our competition. We have the loyal and fierce Xander Harris, the fiery Hornito Caine of Miami, the brave Colonel Jack O'Neill and so many more."

"Can they see us?" one of the competitors asked.

"No. The viewing wall is made up of a one way viewing matter," Erin explained. "So we can look in and they think it's a regular wall."

"So how exactly is this hero strip poker?" another competitor asks. "I mean we are the ones playing poker, so how are they going to strip?"

"I'm glad you asked that," Erin said with a smile as she signed her men to remove a box reviewing very life like dolls of the heroes. "Now what we have here are some life like dolls that are connected to our heroes."

"Are the dolls anatomically correct," one of the competitors giggled.

"Very," Erin purred. "The dolls are so exact that you can tell if your hero is cut or not or if they have any pierces anyways"

Those gathered for the game broke out into giggles.

Erin continued on. "And before you ask, yes the dolls to send back to the hero limited feeling. You can't hurt them but you can touch them"

Erin demonstrated this by stoking the hair on a silver head doll, the room the men were being held, Special Agent Gibbs touched his hair, his eyes wide as he looked around for whoever touched him.

"Now when you checked in and exchanged your quarter of a million dollars for chips you received a number," Erin explained. "Very shortly we will be pulling number out of a hat and that person will be able to choice their hero. Now don't worry if you don't get the hero you want because you'll have the chance to win him later."

"We are following standard strip poker rules in which clothing, their clothing will count as bets. See the rules that were handed to you for how much each item of clothing counts for," Erin said.

"So let me get this straight, we're playing poker with chips and dolls," a competitor said.

"Not exactly. Let's say you bid the pants from your hero and you lose," Erin said. "Not only do you lose the money you had in the pot but your doll and the hero the doll represent," Erin turned towards the men that was being held captured, "loses their pants."

"So they'll end up naked," a competitor said with a smirk

"Only if you're a bad player," Erin replied. "The first day will weed the competitors down to the top five players. The next day will be a winner takes all. All the cash and all the heroes."


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other Movie, Buffy/Angel Crossovers, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > CSI/NCIS, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Supernatural, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Mag7, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other TV Characters: None
Summary:

Soldier Boy's name was Colonel Jack O'Neill and he has been tortured to death by his enemy named Ba'al and of course he soon found himself in the body of Xander Harris.

Now as any good SG-1 junkie know Ba'al torture, kills and then bring Jack back to life more time then can be counted. But this time when Ba'al bring Jack back to life Jack's soul is a little busy and the only one available is Xander.

Image everyone's confusion when the person in Xander's body says he's Jack O'Neill and the person in Jack's body is Xander Harris


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > SG1/SGA/SGU Characters: None
Summary:

Time adjusted. Post Buffy series. Harry Potter Book 5

(Sorry don't have my Harry Potter book on me so the scene might not be exactly right)

Harry and Dudley were walking along an alley on the way back to their home at #4 Privet Drive when they meet up with a man a few years older than they were. The most interesting thing about the man was that he was wearing an eye patch.

"Boys," the man said as a greeting. "Out kind of late, ain't ya."

"What business is it to you," Dudley said in a snide tone of voice.

The young man smirked. "Just saying it's late. Being out late isn't always a good thing."

"Thanks for the advice," Harry said as he grabbed hold of Dudley's arm and pulled him towards home. "We're heading home anyways."

 Dudley pulled his arm out of Harry's hand. "You can!" he snapped. "But I ain't listening to any damn Yank."

Harry was about to say something when he suddenly notices that it air had gotten colder and it seems more dark and gloomy. "Dudley," Harry said, his tone of voice carrying an unspoken warning.

The man and Dudley turned to Harry.

"Something coming," the man said and then as if my magic a battle ax appeared in his hands. "You boys better run home right now."

But before either boy could react, they were attacked.

Harry watched in horror as two Dementors attack the man, his cousin and himself. He struggled to grasp his wand as the Dementor latches his mouth onto the young man's lips and started to suck the soul out of him.

Suddenly the Dementor, who was sucking the soul out of the American, back off with a cry of angst. The young man dropped to his knees coughing and hacking.

"Damn thing taste like the chicken Buffy cooked last time," the man said to himself as he picked up this battle ax.


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Harry Potter Characters: None
Summary:

"Tony, you're 2 o'clock appointment is waiting upstairs," Pepper said as she tapped her foot impatiently.

"Reschedule it," Tony said as he dismisses it as important.

Pepper sighs wearily. "You're already rescheduling it three times," she said.

Tony made some distracted noise in response to Pepper's comment.

"I guess I'll have to take him out to dinner and dancing then," Pepper said as she turned around and walked towards the door.

"Have fun," Tony replied as he work on his latest design. Suddenly he stopped what he was doing. "What… wait! Pepper wait!"

Pepper stopped and half turned towards Tony. "Hmmmm?"

"Dinner and dancing?" Tony said as he put down his tools.

Pepper nodded her head. "Mr. Harris, for some reason thought you would reschedule once again so he made me a bet. If you did I had to go to dinner and dancing with him."

"And if I didn't?" Tony asked as he wiped his greasy hands off on a rag.

A smile knowing smile appeared on Pepper's face. "Then I could choice what I wanted."

"Like what?" Tony asked as he followed out the door and into the elevator.

"Anything I want," Pepper purred.

Tony blinked a couple of time in surprise at Pepper's word. "Who is Mr. Harris again?"

"He works for IWC and he's here to talk about designing new body armor for their employees," Pepper stated as she hand Tony his suit jacket...

"IWC?" Tony said as he put the jacket on.

"They're an organization that had been known to work with a number of governments across the world," Pepper explained. "They also have their hand in archaeological expeditions, computer programming, non lethal weapon design…"

"Non lethal weapons?" Tony interrupted.

"Garlic bombs," Pepper replied.

"Oh yeah," Tony said as the elevator stopped. "And they want to talk to me about body armor?"

"They say the current body armor on the market is too bulking and ineffective," Pepper answered.

"Then they should be using our body armor," Tony said with a roll of his eyes.

"They are talking about our body armor," Pepper answered as she opened the office door. "Mr. Harris, I'm sorry to say that I won't be joining you for dinner and dancing tonight."

A tall young man with brown hair and a patch over one eye turning towards Pepper and Tony Stark. "I'm sorry to see that Ms Potts but I can see you won the bet," the man replied. "Perhaps we can discuss your winning over dinner tonight?"

"Ms Potts won't be available tonight," Tony said as he put himself between Pepper and this modern day pirate want to be. "She's busy. She's also busy tomorrow night too. And the day after that. And the day after that too."

Pepper and Harris shared a smirk over Tony's reaction.


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other Movie Characters: None
Summary:

"H!" Erie called out as he hurried toward Horatio.

"Yes, Erie?" Horatio Caine said as he turned to his CSI agent.

"I have the blood work from the kidnapping," Erie said as he handed Caine the folder he was carrying.

Caine opened the folder and read the report. "Interesting."

"Yeah. I ran the blood work a second time once I saw the results," Erie said.

 "Hmmm."

"Yeah. How could Speed's blood be at the crime scene?" Erie said.

"That's something I intend to find out."

~*~

Somehow Speed has been sent back as a child and ended up in Xander's protection (Either he was cloned by the military or some crazed scientist or sent back to Earth because he was such a pain to whoever was in charge)

Now while in Miami, Xander and little Speed are kidnapped by either some supernatural element, military/government bad guys or for an unusual change just some common everyday bad guy (Hey they could think they could collect a ransom since Xander is on the board of an international charity. They're sure the place will cough up some money for him and his brat)

What happens next is up to you


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > CSI/NCIS Characters: None
Summary: In one of my previous bunnie I gifted Xander with a new name, the Demon's Angel.
Born in the mouth of Hell, walked in Hell with impunity and now he walked in the
city of...



To gain wealth and fame the parents of Anthony "Tony" D. DiNozzo. JR offered up
their newborn son to the cult of the Demon's Angel so that when the Demon's
Angel appears on Earth, Tony would be his consort.

The DiNozzo raised Tony to be proper consort however as he grew older he stared
to rebel and demand to do thing that were not proper for one such as he.

When Tony was 12 the government raided the cult and sent most of the members to
prison. Left with a son that was now useless for him DiNozzo Senior ships Tony
out to a number boarding schools and summer camps.

Fast forward to today, Tony is now working in NCIS as Gibbs' senior agent when a
member of the cult approaches Tony and tells him that the Demon's Angel now walk
the Earth and he should prepare himself for his mate.

Having grown up with the knowledge that he was the Demon's Angel's consort, Tony
is upset that a being he believed to be a myth is walking the Earth and coming
for him. Of course Tony's discomfort is noticed by Gibbs who forces Tony to
tell him everything.

That night Tony vanishes…

~*~

How everything plays out would be up to anyone who takes this fic. I can see it
going Tony/Xander, Tony/Gibbs or Xander/Tony/Gibbs
Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > CSI/NCIS Characters: None
Summary:

The police have become interested in a small group that had moved into their fair town. Now normally the police won't take interest in anyone who moved into the town but this group is different.

First off the group is comprised most of young beautiful girls who are in they're mid-teens to early twenties. Next is a couple young geeky boys; the type of boys who would be found going to D&D gaming or sci-fi/fantasy conventions. These boys would be the ones lusting after the beautiful girls and never hanging around them like they do in this group. And finally there is Xander Harris. Somehow this one eyes man control the girls and geeky boys.

Fearing that this group might be some danger cult they try to slip a spy among them only to have them turned around. When they try to question the members of the cult they are met by silence and lawyers.

~*~

Ok it was more of a idea than a bunnie. Not really sure what universe you could cross it with. The Sentinel? Criminal Minds?


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other TV Characters: None
Summary:

I have no clue how my boss and me got on this conversation but he was telling me about an old esp of JAG that he rewatched last night in which on of the characters went into labor and then everything decended into insanity until the Admiral stepped in and delievered the baby.

 Of course this bunnie hopped in and suggest that Xander should deliever a baby.

Who's baby is it? Is it Abby from NCIS? Or Alexx from CSI Miami?

How old is Xander? Is it the young Xander who probably faint, post graduation Xander will probably faint later or post Africa Xander with a 'been there done that' attitude

What if it's a breech or a blue baby?

What if Gibbs or Caine rush in thinking that Xander is a bad guy and is hurting thier ladies


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > CSI/NCIS, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Other Characters: None
Summary:

I really hate bunnies that wake you up in the middle of the night.

Time adjusted bunnie for this to work.

Sirius Black has died and now the title of head of household must past to the eldest male member of the family that fit the family motto, Always Pure.

But what the world has forgotten was that the Black family was never a dark family but a family that did what was ever was necessary for the realm. They're family motto was not about the Pure of Blood but Pure of Duty, of Soul (I just woke up and not thinking straight but I know someone pulled something off about this before)

So now it is time for the new head to be choice. Draco is not an option becasue he's not Pure enough. Also on the list is Alexander Harris but unfortuately he is too young even if the fits the family motto perfectly. So the new head of the Black family is Tony DiNozzo.

Can't see Gibbs being to pleased when Tony has to start dealing with family matters.


Categories: Buffy/Angel Crossovers > Harry Potter, Buffy/Angel Crossovers > CSI/NCIS Characters: None