Harris - ex-special forces now makes his fortune as a problem solver. You have a problem, he's solve it for the right price. He is reported to be a little under 6-ft talk with brown hair and eyes. It's said he's a man without a conscious and only care about his bank account. While no know photo of Harris, it is said that Harris looks younger than his years much like Michael J Fox does.

While on his post graduation trip (or post I almost married her trip) Xander traveled much farther than Oxnard, actual he made it to the East Coast. After checking into a hotel he is approached by some 'gentlemen' who want to hire him to solve some of their problems.

Now Xander is a lot smarter than most people give him credit for, so he tells that 'gentlemen' that he will consider the job after he had a chance to scoop out the 'problem' which really means he'll go and talk to the target, who happens to be in law enforcement.

Together Xander and his target plot out how to take the 'gentlemen' down.

Possible options (You do not have to follow):

1) Can be set in any series but can you imagine Xander going up to Caine or Gibbs and saying "I've been offered $100,000 to kill you."

2) You might want to have Harris the assassin/problem solve arrives in town and have him find out someone is using 'his' name.

3) The target is not the usual character. Instead of have the target Caine or Gibbs have the target be Alexx or Abby.

4) Instead of ordering the death of someone Harris has been ordered to injured someone enough that they have to retire from law enforcement. This would be a good one for Tony. His father has ordered him injured so that he has to fall back on a more respectful form of employment even is it's being a college professor.

This fic can be sit in any of the CSI series or even in NCIS if you can swing it.

Every demon know that the most dangerous being in the world is not another demon but Willow Rosenburg. They also knew that the only person in the world who can control her is Xander Harris. So a number of demons clans and individuals have laid protections spell on him.

While travel from one case to another the plane Xander was on crashed. There was only one surviver and he was unharmed, not even a scratch.

Immediately the press and the police latched on to Xander and they delved into his past. They soon learned he was a surviver of the graduation explosion and the sinking of Sunnydale.

The press labeled him the Luckiest Man on Earth. While other start to call him the Harbinger of Death and Destruction and call for his death before he lead to most death.

Meanwhile the CSI teams are trying to figure out what brought down the plane and why Xander lived. While trying to prevent/arrest anyone who tries to kill Xander.

(If you go with NCIS, I would assign the team to protect him)

Any parent or anyone who has babysat a small child can tell you that small children seem to have the ability to teleport from the last place you saw them right into something they shouldn't be in.

So I was think what if Xander was de-aged and then blessed with the ability to teleport. How would his new parents react to this?

For example if you cross teleporting Xander with one of the StarGate series someone's reaction might be "That's new" then go one with their life

Supernatural - "It's he demonic?" "Where's the holy water?"

NCIS - Gibbs would glare at the Xander then Xander would disappear and Gibbs would tell Tony to find him. Abby would say "That is so COOL!" Ducky would say "That reminds me of a time..."

Not sure how CSI Miami or other CSI series would react.

Please no Charmed since they're already used to teleporting babies

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Some follow up ideas...

As babies become toddlers they learn how to do things by themselves like how to take their clothes and diapers off. (We had to duct tape my nephew's diaper on him since he kept taking it off)

So of course when Xander made a stinky diaper he would take it off and leave it behind. And for some odd reason Xander would leave the stinky diaper in the office of someone who doesn't like his daddy like Stetler (CSI Miami) or Kinsey (SG-1)

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Now Vo I know you love to write multi-crossover just like we love to read them, so I was thinking you could make Xander have multi-daddies which he can teleport to. Figure start with Stargate (please make it Jack) that way they can say anything he does is classify and blame Loki for Xander. And then you have have a multi number of 'mother' maybe a Caine/Gibbs/DiNozzo mix?

Can you image Caine reaction to find Xander in his Hummer? Or Gibbs finding a baby under his boat?

In fics in which Buffy learns about the 'Lie' she reacts badly and attacks Xander. The result of this attack is often Xander leaving Sunnydale to make his own life.

Now I was thinking why doesn't the Watcher Council even come to town to deal with Buffy. I mean they were going to put Faith on trial and then re-educate her before sending her off on a mission that will probably kill her for accidentally killing a human in the middle of a battle, so what would they do to Buffy for purposely trying to kill a human who's action saved the world?

Depending when the truth comes out you could have Wesley, Major Wilkins or someone else informs the Council.

And then you'll have to deal with Xander? Would the other Scoobies blame Xander for the council coming after Buffy? Would the Council try to make amends to Xander for what Buffy did?

Xander has been poisoned and is dying. The only cure is a potion that is made up of certain parts from men who are like Xander; those who do what is necessary to protect other.

Willow has been able to narrow down which men they need to collect parts from and where they are at but the problem is she doesn't know what parts need to be collected from which man.

So the Slayers are sent out to collect each of the chosen men and bring them back to Cleveland so that Willow can study each man and collect what she needs from them.

Of course there will some unexpected side effects from the potion.

Those of the magic world have forgot a very important lesson and that Magic is sentient being. Now on average Magic doesn't care about the little beings who run around using her for their own benefit but every few thousands years Magic feels the need to pull a prank.

The last time Magic pull a prank she left the water running in a small island called Atlantis and we all know what happened to that.

This time Magic decides to listen to all the women of the world… this time it will be the males who get pregnant but only if they are of magic blood.

So all across the world men are learning what's it like to bare children. And it's not just homosexual male either. Long time loving couple like Molly and Arthur Weasley are finding out what it's like when the husband is the one carrying the child.

This bunnie is not limit nor does it have to be set in the to Harry Potter universe. We could have Giles pregnant with Miss Calendar or Mrs Summer's child. Or Xander with Anya's child or one of his many male lovers Vo keeps hooking him up with.

Ok my kid made me take him to see Percy Jackson and the Lightening Thief yesterday. Give it a B+. Expect the books to be better. Also wish that they would get Hades right! I mean he's the god of the Underworld, not Hell! But Medusa was awesome.

And of course the bunnie had to appear while I tried to take a nap as usual.

Xander and some Slayers are chasing down a demon in the forest when it runs through a Greek style arch. Xander is able to follow it but the Slayers are held back by some type of magical force field. Know he has to kill this demon Xander continues one.

The demon leads Xander into an SCA-ish style camp before Xander could kill it. As Xander rose from killing it he finds him surrounded by kids with swords and bows and a centaur.

Before Xander could say anything the centaur say '(Name of the demon). Very rare.'

"Rare?" Xander exclaimed. "We kill one or two of these guys a month!"

The centaur blinked at Xander in surprise.

"Look the baddie is dead and I have to get back to my girls before they call fore reinforcement," Xander said before turning back to the way he had came

"Girls?" some boy asked.

"Slayers. I hunt demons with them," Xander replied.

"You said that as if there was one than one Slayer," the centaur said as he walked with Xander with a number of teens following them.

"Yeah," Xander.

"But there is only one," the centaur replied.

Xander snorted, "This hasn't been only one since I was 15. And now there is hundreds."

The centaur grabbed Xander's arm, turning him to face him. "Hundreds! How can this be?"

"It was that or let the First Evil," Xander replied.

"But the Gods…"

"If you mean the Powers than forget it," Xander said with a snort. "They only care about their previous balance which mean either no one with free will or all of us dead."

"How did you get into camp?" a girl demanded. Xander looked at the girl in confusion.

"I ran. I followed the demon to your camp. And you're not freaked by it but then again you do have a centaur and a satyr here. So what type of camp is this?"

"It's a camp for demigods," a boy replied.

"Demigods," Xander sighed.

"Yes," the boy replied.

"None of you are playing to take over the world, enslave everyone or destroy the world, right?" Xander asked.

The teens shook their heads. "No."

"Oh good. Taking out one Hell Goddess was bad enough, would take to take out a camp of demigods."

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So my Muse informs me that for this bunnie Xander is a demigod probably the son of a Norse god or a Celtic one. The Gods his father comes from don't have children with mortal very often, only when they know a true hero is needed.

Now since Camp Half Blood is set up for children of Greek Gods they never think to look for children of other Gods especially when the other Gods don't have children very often.

I figure that the Power That Be are the servants of the Gods and since the bosses ain't really paying attention to the world they're playing. I would expect everything that happen to be reported back to the Greek Gods and for them to investigate.

Xander has received word of three animals that have been possessed of some type of demons. The demons cause the animals to walk, talk and act like humans while enspelling people around that singing animals are normal

Of course Xander (with or without Slayer helps depending on what season this is set in) goes to deal with this problem and hopefully return the poor animals, which was going by the names of Alvin, Simon and Theodore to normal

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Bonus points if Xander has to deal with the Chipettes too

Option - Instead of Xander you could cast Sam and Dean Winchester as the ones to face down the Chipmunks with or without Xander

The Scoobies have discovered a prophecy about Xander…

The 3rd generation Hellmouth son, conceived and born on top of the very mouth of Hell will search for his 2 mates, Death's undead yo-yos.

Death's undead yo-yos are two warriors who have experience the pleasure and pains of Hell itself and have returned from it stronger.

Once the Hellmouth son and Death's undead yo-yos are joined they will have the power to control the Hellmouth and call of this world's gates whether they be to the stars or to Hell itself. They will have the power to bring to this world peace for as long as they desire to live or watch it burn to ash.

Buffy immediately says that she's on of the Death's undead yo-yo but Dawn points out that Buffy is more like Death's paddle ball, Death gets a couple goods hit in and has to start again while a yo-yo you can go for hours.

So now the Scoobies start the search for Death's undead yo-yos

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Death's undead yo-yos are Colonel Jack O'Neill (Stargate SG-1) and Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

 Jack died a number of times at Ba'al hand before he could escape and Dean died at the Trickster's hand an equal number of time.

I figured that Xander's family could have been in Sunnydale a long time perhaps a family of chaos mages on his father side. In hope of gaining more power he has sex on top of the Hellmouth but the plan backfire and he loses all of this magic when Xander is conceived and that's why he descends in the bottle

I came up with a new title for Xander, the Demon's Angel. Born in the mouth of Hell. walked in Hell with impunity and now he walked in the city of...

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Horatio Caine was talking to one of his co-workers when an uniformed officer came up to him.

"Excuse me, Lt.," the officer said, "but they need you in interrogation, sir."

Caine removes his sunglasses and looked at the officer. "Do you know why?" he asked.

The officer shook his head. "No, sir," he replied. "I was just told to find you and tell you the message."

Caine slips his sunglasses back on. "Then it looks like I'm heading for interrogation."

Caine walks in to interrogation where Detective Tripp is questioning a young man.

"Frank?" Horatio says simply.

Detective Tripp nods towards a chair before turning back to the young man before him. "I want you to tell Lt Caine here exactly what you told me."

"I've come to confess all of my crimes," the young man said nervously.

"And what crimes are those?" Caine ask.

The young man quickly list off a list of unsolved crimes.

Once the young man was done confessing, Lt. Caine said, "I'm curious. Why are you now confessing to these crimes on your own?'

"The Demon's Angel has come to Miami," the young man stated as he crossed himself. "I thought I could throw myself of the mercy of the court and the church before he came to him to drag me to Hell with him."

"The Demon's Angel?" Caine said.

The young man nods his head. "They say he was born in the mouth of Hell. That he walked in Hell with impunity and now he walks in the street of Miami. They say he's come to collect the wicked and protect the innocent. You might be the protector of Miami, Lt. Caine but even you can not stand up to him. No one can. All anyone can do is pray for mercy."

"Interesting," Caine said with a thoughtful look.

Detective Tripp waves for an uniformed officer to take the young man down to booking and holding.

"What do you think?" Tripp said was the young man was gone. "Vigilante?"

"Possible," Caine said, "but I would like to get more information first."

~*~

Horatio, in shock, holds Speed as the younger man is dying. In rush Xander to save the day and Speed's life. In comes the EMS responders to take Speed to the hospital leaving a dazed Caine behind. Xander touches Caine's face to see if Horatio should go to the hospital too for shock, marking Horatio with blood.

As usual Xander slips away when everything claims down since as usual no one can a guy who's like an overgrown puppy as a hero.

Now when Caine snaps out of his shock he wants to know who the person was that save Speed and his involvement in the case so he has his people review the security tapes.

The problem Xander was wearing an amulet that Willow gave him which makes any recorded image of his face blurry so when they review the tape the find a person with a blurry face and maybe 2 glowing green eyes. Have someone in another room laugh evily which is carried through the air ducts to where they're reviewing the tape just as Xander had looked up at the camera... and watch them run!

Of course Horatio's friends are now worry about him since Demon's Angel has now marked him in blood

In (enter year), a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem...if no one else can help...and if you can find them...maybe you can hire...The A- Team

A family who's daughter has been kidnapped turns to the A-Team for help when law enforcement can't or won't help them.

They tell the A-Team that before their daughter vanished they had been approached by a one-eyed man who tried to convince them to send the girl to his school.  He claimed that their daughter was special.  They refused and later she vanished.

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Possible options:

The girl did run away to the Slayer school when he parents said no.

The girl did run away but did so to save her life since her parents believe she's possessed or have made a pack to gian her super strength or magic.

The girl was kidnapped by some unknown, possible demon or military

When Xander was very young someone laid a blessing or a curse, depending on your point of view, on Xander.  The blessing was that if someone pissed off Xander then bas things would happen to that person.  Now enought very bad would happen to that person but they would have a string of bad luck. 

For example if you were a bad guy then the good guy would always defeat you.  Or if a guy would develop an embarrassing case of jock itch right before his big date with a cheerleader.  For a girl should could break the heel on her new heels or a demon with a camera is around when the knot on your handkerchief shirt fails.

So what would happen if Xander went on a road trip and meet new and interesting people and got pissed off.

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What would happen to character like Nick or Warrick if Xander got pissed off on Greg's behalf (CSI Las Vegas)

Or if he say how the members of Team Gibbs treated Tony (NCIS)

Post Season 4 - esp Pangs

Xander decides to make a road trip across America (Take 2)

He makes it to New Jersy when he starts to feel ill.  Figuring it he was tired he rents a room.  The next morning he notice some small reddish spots on his skins. 

Knowing he had the chicken pox as a child, Xander realize that this was the Chumash revenge part 2.  Not knowing what to do Xander calls 911 and tried to convince the operator that he has smallpox and he's afraid to go anyplace and infect others.

Figuring Xander has a case of chicken pox combined being a hypochondriac, EMS tech were dispacted to his location where they realize that they were not deal with chicken pox but with something they has never seen before.

Not know what to do they contact Princetonr09;Plainsboro Teaching Hospital (PPTH) and were placed under immediate quarantine.

Enter Dr. Gregory House.

When trying to breed a better soldier, you must remember that you will need two types of soldiers in your army.  Those who are the grunts and those who lead.

The characteristics that were decided upon where:
intelligence
good health/immune system
able to thing outside the box
able to adapt and learn quicky

When these characteristics were entered into the computer, 4 names popped out:

Charlie Epps
Dr Gregory House
Anthony DiNozzo
Alexander Harris

Obtaining the men's DNA, the scientist start upon their project to create the future military leaders... until the future fathers learn what they were doing